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Old 09-12-07, 06:48 PM   #1
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About vegan saddles...


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Old 09-12-07, 06:51 PM   #2
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As a vegan I don't know if I should be offended...
haha....no no, thats pretty hilarious!
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Old 09-12-07, 07:18 PM   #3
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As a vegan...****, I'm hungry.
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that the funniest ***** ever! didn't think you had it in you just for that you can have that saddle for free!
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A baby calf was slaughtered with an ax in a flower field so that I could ride on my saddle.
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Old 09-12-07, 08:33 PM   #6
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not funny?
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****ing hilarious.

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A baby calf was slaughtered with an ax in a flower field so that I could ride on my saddle.
not even the least bit funny.
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not funny?
funny!

and storikas are pretty slick, even without the grease.
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....looks comfy.
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that's just nasty.
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I just had to explain to my roommate why that was funny. After the explanation he still giggled a little.

Still funny after an explanation = ******** hilarious!
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Is that an Ultimate Double Bacon Cheeseburger?!

/former fast food addict
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Old 09-12-07, 08:56 PM   #13
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My roommate and I thought it was a Baconator.
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Old 09-12-07, 09:00 PM   #14
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I'm the most callous person alive, but seriously, this isn't funny at all. It's not because of some sensitivity issue, but because there is nothing more played out than the "HEY VEGAN HERE'S SOME MEAT" joke.

Save that **** for Fark.

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is it wrong that im a vegatarian and i dont feel offended?

Just a little humgry now though, thanks
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Baconator ftw. Dont you just love its greasy 800+ calorie goodness?
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All that fat is going to go right to your *ss!
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All that fat is going to go right to your *ss!
should be a pretty comfy ride then.
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I'm the most callous person alive, but seriously, this isn't funny at all. It's not because of some sensitivity issue, but because there is nothing more played out than the "HEY VEGAN HERE'S SOME MEAT" joke.

Save that **** for Fark.
glad I'm not alone on this.
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Old 09-12-07, 09:32 PM   #22
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My friend Don and I had a small-scale rib cookoff (I did proper BBQ, smoking it with hickory chips and he did an oven-bake with a sauce made from the drippings and dry rub) and feasted on it at the inaugural He-Man Vegan-Haters Club meeting.

Yay meat!
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glad I'm not alone on this.
Seriously. I read message boards like this because the rest of the English-speaking internet is so full of this stupid, macho chest-thumping crap, so it's a tad disappointing to me to read that **** here.

Although with the rapid decline in quality of this forum, I shouldn't be surprised.
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Not nasty as in mean spirited, rather nasty as in "That pound of c-grade beef covered in melted Costco cheeze singles and undercooked bacon plopped between a rapidly disintegrating Wonderbun looks NASTY". I'd rather eat a roadkilled pigeon.
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Not nasty as in mean spirited, rather nasty as in "That pound of c-grade beef covered in melted Costco cheeze singles and undercooked bacon plopped between a rapidly disintegrating Wonderbun looks NASTY". I'd rather eat a roadkilled pigeon.
For the record, I agree completely. But when you are out riding and start to crash, you do what you can. It's the first time I've eaten fast food in several months, and I'm vegetarian at home. I am actually starting to develop feelings about the morality of ME eating animals (not the morality of other people doing it, just me.) But, yeah, it's not meant to be mean spirited or chest thumping... just kind of a great photo op that I thought people might have a laugh at.
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