Well, I took off the seat/post on my "insert name of the coolest bike you can think of right here" and just for a lark, I decided to take a spin around the neighborhood!!!!
I gotta tell ya, it was like I was forced to stand up THE ENTIRE TIME!!
I mean I definitely sat on the crossbar like I have seen the elementary school kids do, but it REALLY showed me how much I CHEAT by sitting down on the seat..........on my bike............when I ride it...............the bike!!!
I was even thinking about leaving the seatpost on, and just removing the seat!!!!
Wow, that would REALLY keep me from cheating........I mean sitting down.
Has anybody ever tried this before??
I think I could really help some people on the bubble of getting sponsored, by helping them with my latest training tool to cure laziness.
I mean I guess I could just stand up WITH the seat on, but then I would not have any reason to make a post about another destined for Bike Snob topic!!
sorry, but I get these moments of clarity every now and then, and it hits me that Internet message boards are the perfect place to share technical and helpful information, in a cesspool of absurd and useless opinion and bullsh!*.