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    Hopeful Monster pittmatj's Avatar
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    In the Case of an Emergency

    Gasoline skyrockets to 100 dollars a gallon. The Apocalypse is here. Road warriors are everywhere. They only hope for America are the members of BFSSFG. Where would we meet? Chicago sounds like a pretty central location.
    I had a plate of spaghetti for lunch.

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    dutret has a posse ryand's Avatar
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    DC sounds a bit more central...
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    As long as I can mount some harpoon guns to my bike, I'll meet anywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pittmatj View Post
    Gasoline skyrockets to 100 dollars a gallon. The Apocalypse is here. Road warriors are everywhere. They only hope for America are the members of BFSSFG. Where would we meet? Chicago sounds like a pretty central location.
    How the **** is that central? Thats just stupid.
    Plus, its cold as **** up there.
    Last edited by deathhare; 12-12-07 at 08:12 AM.

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    I vote for nodes.
    I'm more powerful in my own area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moe sizlack View Post
    I vote for nodes.
    I'm more powerful in my own area.
    +1

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    first we'll have to meet in more localized areas--think bfssfg northeast, bfssfg midwest, bfssfg deep south, bfssfg rockies, et cetera, et cetera.

    then we can meet in more general locations

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    nothing but a gnab gib
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    Right.
    Strength in numbers.

    Everyone synchronize your steampunk watches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pittmatj View Post
    Gasoline skyrockets to 100 dollars a gallon. The Apocalypse is here. Road warriors are everywhere. They only hope for America are the members of BFSSFG. Where would we meet? Chicago sounds like a pretty central location.
    I think the last thing I would want to do in the apocalyptic times is meet up with other people from an internet chatroom...

    Come on, it was only a matter of time till someone said it.

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    Sorry guys, I'm taking my tallbike to hook up with one of those bike punk gangs. They seem better equiped to handle an apocolypse. What would SSFG do without pink deep Vs and matching ourys?

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    nothing but a gnab gib
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    Where will you get elmer's glue to style your mohawks?

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    Where will you get elmer's glue to style your mohawks?
    Everyone knows semen works just as well.

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    I'm with kemmer.

    Load up the tallbike with supplies and grab the shotgun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moe sizlack View Post
    Where will you get elmer's glue to style your mohawks?
    dreadlocks are equally acceptable and require no product of any kind. If you just had to have the mohawk, aforementioned semen would work or you could just kill some horses to make your own glue.

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    Well, we all know there a plenty of dead horses being kicked around these forums. Grab some on your way out so you can start early on the DIY glue.
    Quote Originally Posted by kemmer View Post
    get drunk, ride a scooter, don't steal your girlfriends bike back, get laid anyway, post about it on the internets.

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    Screw you guys. If the apocalypse hits I'm on a 5,000 speed hardtail mountain bike with panniers and a shotgun saddle bag.
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    Get one with a fork that locks out so you can make it up a hill...




    ...can I be in your hardtail renegade gang?
    Quote Originally Posted by kemmer View Post
    get drunk, ride a scooter, don't steal your girlfriends bike back, get laid anyway, post about it on the internets.

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    Can you start a fire with flint?
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    Quote Originally Posted by br995 View Post
    ...and a shotgun saddle bag.
    what, so you can run out of ammo?

    seriously people, we're talking about the apocalypse here. drop the gun issue, it's gonna be about melee weapons. havn't you ever seen "the road warrior"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666pack View Post
    what, so you can run out of ammo?

    seriously people, we're talking about the apocalypse here. drop the gun issue, it's gonna be about melee weapons. havn't you ever seen "the road warrior"?
    I'm moving into a WalMart when the times comes. Enough ammo and non-explicit CDs to last a lifetime.
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    The Apocalypse is not coming due to gas/oil prices. It is coming because of Nundies!!!

    As for me it is off to the beach house. I'd just have to figure out the best way to strap the fishing poles to the bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666pack View Post
    what, so you can run out of ammo?

    seriously people, we're talking about the apocalypse here. drop the gun issue, it's gonna be about melee weapons. havn't you ever seen "the road warrior"?
    Riding around on bicycles with swords and bows?!?!?!?!?! That would be too cool
    Quote Originally Posted by dutret
    The fact is that most peoples sense of what rides well is easily overcome by their sense of what looks cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asherlighn View Post
    Riding around on bicycles with swords and bows?!?!?!?!?! That would be too cool
    what, so you can run out of arrows? Come on, it's all about the maces and trebuchets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666pack View Post
    what, so you can run out of ammo?

    seriously people, we're talking about the apocalypse here. drop the gun issue, it's gonna be about melee weapons. havn't you ever seen "the road warrior"?
    True, but you have to have a gun till everyone else runs out of ammo. You just also have to be ready when it's time to switch to maces and crossbows.

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    Finally a good reason for the existence of sprawl-mart

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