Guilty Pleasures
12-13-07, 12:36 AM
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Guilty Pleasures
On the way back from some studio deliveries at campus I was just scratching my butt with the tip of my saddle at a stop light, and realized how terrible it probably looked. I thought, I bet most people do this, admit it.
I know there are other dark secrets/guilty pleasures out there waiting to be noticed by an awkwardly staring soccer mom in an suv.
I know there are other dark secrets/guilty pleasures out there waiting to be noticed by an awkwardly staring soccer mom in an suv.
12-13-07, 01:04 AM
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12-13-07, 01:32 AM
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coasting
12-13-07, 03:41 AM
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watching chicks make out at the gay bar i work at
no kidding
no kidding
12-13-07, 04:01 AM
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well, on my top secret 24 hour endurance rides (track bikes only), i discreetly take my quick-release seatpost out of the bike while riding and pee in the seat tube whenever i have the urge to "relieve myself".
shh!
shh!
12-13-07, 05:00 AM
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On the way back from some studio deliveries at campus I was just scratching my butt with the tip of my saddle at a stop light, and realized how terrible it probably looked. I thought, I bet most people do this, admit it.
I know there are other dark secrets/guilty pleasures out there waiting to be noticed by an awkwardly staring soccer mom in an suv.
I know there are other dark secrets/guilty pleasures out there waiting to be noticed by an awkwardly staring soccer mom in an suv.
12-13-07, 09:32 AM
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i am worse
i massage my gluts with the saddle nose at lights
that **** feels good and sometimes it inflames my passions
i massage my gluts with the saddle nose at lights
that **** feels good and sometimes it inflames my passions
12-13-07, 11:39 AM
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Hope you do all your own bottom bracket maintenance!
12-13-07, 12:18 PM
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I love giving bad drivers the trunk slap. Its scares the **** out of them and I genuinely enjoy seeing their confused then angry reactions.
12-13-07, 01:14 PM
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12-13-07, 01:21 PM
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did you guys see the one where the guy got busted having sex with his bike?!
oh you did? repost? crap.
oh you did? repost? crap.
12-16-07, 08:13 PM
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i find it near impossible to let one loose while i ride, esp. riding fixed. i swear i almost assed out once trying to fart and go down the hill
12-16-07, 09:27 PM
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I hope none of the guys from the music thread see this...
Last edited by crust & crumb; 12-16-07 at 09:34 PM.
12-16-07, 09:56 PM
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12-16-07, 10:15 PM
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hairin' is done governed by the constitushun and the 'mendments. y'all caint 'scriminate on basis of sexual pref'rence.
12-16-07, 10:25 PM
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Gears, but it's really not "guilty" at this point.
