I puked on a Lexus!!
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I puked on a Lexus!!
So, I raced in the Broken Hearts and Bicycle Parts race last night and lost my partner(partner's race) after a bad intersection and a wrong turn. So I decided to finish solo since I couldn't reach him on his cell. So I was about a 1/2 mile from the finish and you have to climb a hill that isn't too steep, its just fairly long. The traffic in the direction I was heading there were like three lanes. I was in the far left lane (holding my lane) when this Lexus comes up behind me and starts honking. I then began to signal that I was about to turn left and the Lexus gets impatient and tries to pass me. So I almost freaked out because they nearly hit me. So as I turn my head to watch out for the car, I threw up all over the hood and windshield. It was great. I actually was laughing and puking at the same time!! I booked the hell out of there and onto a side street. But it was really worth it. I don't know why I puked. I think I may of just pushed myself too hard and had too many beers before the race. It was great though.
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It wasn't even really anti-car. I swear, I didn't mean to even puke. Its just complete karma. He was an impatient @$$ and I felt like puking. The timing just happened to be right.
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I was actually pretty sober for the race. I just had quite a bit during the whole day and not enough to eat. So I think the beer only diet before a race wasn't good.
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This was the most refreshing, feel-so-good puking story in my entire life.
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Now that driver will be resentful and hold it against all cyclists till the end of his/her days.
Won't someone think of the car drivers' feelings!?
A couple of years from now we'll have a thread about "where have all the oldtimers gone" or some other ****e like that, and someone will say "remember when James puked on a Lexus?" and we'll be all oldtimers and will remember.
Won't someone think of the car drivers' feelings!?
A couple of years from now we'll have a thread about "where have all the oldtimers gone" or some other ****e like that, and someone will say "remember when James puked on a Lexus?" and we'll be all oldtimers and will remember.
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i puked on my first alleycat. too many beers before hand, and i was pulling a looooooooong (but not too steep) hill up to my second to last check-point. i got almost to the top, and i must have been pushing too hard and a bit worn out, and POP goes the puke. i felt much better afterwards, and kept on going.
so rad!
so rad!
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the last time i was in a situation like this, i ended up yelling at some ******* in a bmw, then falling over and puking all over myself and my bike. congratulations for actually hitting your target!
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did your head spin around?
did you start babbling aramaeic incantations?
what did the car do?
just think about how many times you puked and it was the WRONG time!
best thread ever
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I vomited on a passing MAX onetime when I lived in portland. Belly full of dumpstered chinese food plus long pull off a bottle of cheap bourbon . I spun around to hurl in the gutter just as the MAX came by. Pretty sure I got like four windows. It almost took my head off though....
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Damn, the year i leave they have the best race ever. 160 people, puking on cars, people getting pants for prizes...
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Awesome story. You just made my day.
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Pucking on a Lexus is the icing on the cake! (By icing I mean puke and by cake I mean Lexus)
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Unfortunately the lexus driver is going to forget about all the honking and will tell the story
that some cyclist just rode up and puked on the car.
that some cyclist just rode up and puked on the car.
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You DA MAN. They don't come any better. Only in my wildest dreams could I do that, THANK YOU.
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Did you finally get around to doing the Tundra Time Trial? On the Rossin?!?