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    Be honest, who here wears condoms?

    Breakless with no lights/helmut at night is cool.


    What else is dumb and cool?
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    if you can't pull out in time then you clearly haven't been practicing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doomkin View Post
    if you can't pull out in time then you clearly haven't been practicing.


    But have you mastered the "rear dismount"? I understand it looks mighty impressive on film.
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    While we're on the subject, does anyone have any ideas for a pair of pants that are like JNCO's but a little bit more aero?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    But have you mastered the "rear dismount"? I understand it looks mighty impressive on film.
    the trick is to push down and pull up at the same time.

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    in b4 superman that ho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doomkin View Post
    the trick is to push down and pull up at the same time.


    Okay, let's discuss skid technique (in the dark).


    Sure, you have to keep your junk on the stem. But then what? Maybe the "road" just isn't slippery enough?
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    Well... I mean it has a lot to do with the "components" also.

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    i always got 'em when i don't need them. and i always need them when i don't have them.

    just this weekend i had to pull the "uh, you don't happen to have a condom, do you? cause i don't..."
    and then of the three other dudes i live with there was not ONE condom in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spacehippo View Post
    Well... I mean it has a lot to do with the "components" also.

    Do tell.



    Better yet...pics or GTFO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Okay, let's discuss skid technique (in the dark).


    Sure, you have to keep your junk on the stem. But then what? Maybe the "road" just isn't slippery enough?
    doesn't have to be slippery. yeah you'll prevent unnecessary wear when it's slick, but when it's dry it can be just as much fun.

    you gotta feel for the blowout, last thing you wanna do is pull over and fix a flat so be prepared for the dismount when it starts to get smoky.

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    without some grease or lube the components wear way too quick, before you know it it is cracking and pitted
    "The only reasons anyone should ever ride in the rain is because a) youíve had your license to operate a motor vehicle suspended by the state. b) youíre in a bike race in which case youíre not allowed to use fenders anyway. c) youíre from Portland- in which case my main problem is with your neck beard- not your bicycle...If you need to train when itís pissing rain- buy a trainer or one of those cheap charter flights to Mallorca."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Do tell.



    Better yet...tits or GTFO.
    fixed that.

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    I wear condoms, but I always use pre-owned needles at the same time.
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    Has anyone pulled of a...um..."trackstand"?

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    I can't do the "trackstand" but I'm damn good at "barspins." Just make sure there is a small one up front.

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    Small one what?



    Nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Small one what?



    Nevermind.
    Exactly.

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    guess what that is? yup thats the line before this thread.






    .


    and that.... is what the line looks like from this end of the thread







    you guys are still on about trackstands, the real skill is in the bunnyhops
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    a/s/l

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    BFSSFG HOOKUPS!

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    I like to roll up both pant legs when I get it on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doomkin View Post
    if you can't pull out in time then you clearly haven't been practicing.
    your poor dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by spacehippo View Post
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    13/F/OH...OMG! lets chat! My aim is FBIstingGIRLY13

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    Doggy style is the jam.


    Unless a real dog is involved. Then it's a disturbing mental picture that I will need professional therapy to get out of my head.
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