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    OT: Kemmer

    I like him. He recommended a good beer to me while I was stuck at the airport in SLC. He doesn't seem very Fascist. He has a child that fits nicely in a messenger bag.
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    Until mountain biking came along, the bike scene was ruled by a small elite cadre of people who seemed allergic to enthusiasm.

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    i heard hes a spy robot programmed to fit in with hipsters to help further the oppressive mod agenda
    not a 2ksuck'r

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    I heard he likes tomasini frames
    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    he made me do...things

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    Quote Originally Posted by deathhare View Post
    he made me do...things
    Show us on this doll where...

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    Quote Originally Posted by deathhare View Post
    he made me do...things
    HAHAHAHA. i spit all over my keyboard.

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    The night when deathhare stood up to the oppressive overlords is so much funner then the OT: <color> People threads day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NitroPye View Post
    Show us on this doll where...
    NitroPye...you are making a come up in this business we call BFSSFG...

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    Quote Originally Posted by teiaperigosa View Post
    NitroPye...you are making a come up in this business we call BFSSFG...
    I'd like to thank the "OT: Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon" thread.

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    Ive chuckled after opening most of the threads tonite. thanks everyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NitroPye View Post
    I'd like to thank the "OT: Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon" thread.
    damn, my tax return came in today and i was gonna go to the liquor store and get some new whiskey tonite after reading that thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NitroPye View Post
    Show us on this doll where...


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    hahahahahaha. shame on you kemmer. your cheap messenger bags and easy-going demeanor won't help you out this time.

    poor DH. all he wanted to do is wear his steelers helmet and run around naked causing trouble, and you had to take advantage on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by metaljim View Post
    hahahahahaha. shame on you kemmer. your cheap messenger bags and easy-going demeanor won't help you out this time.

    poor DH. all he wanted to do is wear his steelers helmet and run around naked causing trouble, and you had to take advantage on him.
    "He was asking for it!"

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    I hear he's trying to lure a bicycle pornographer to SLC.
    "Real wars of words are harder to win. They require thought, insight, precision, articulation, knowledge, and experience. They require the humility to admit when you are wrong. They recognize that the dialectic is not about making us look at you, but about us all looking together for the truth."

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    Quote Originally Posted by deathhare View Post

    Freakin' nullos, man. Always runnin' around naked, babbling to everyone they meet about how freeing it is to have no genitals. But you touch 'em down there, and they get all freaking offended. What the hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NitroPye View Post
    Show us on this doll where...
    LOL!!!


    You're the King of sex and good fun.

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    kemmer makes me think of work (power company) because i know one day he might call and i might answer. also because kemmerer wyoming is another place we serve

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    Quote Originally Posted by NitroPye View Post
    Show us on this doll where...
    dewd i toadally already used that one. i like invented pointing on dolls,

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    While we're on the subject, does anyone have any ideas for a pair of pants that are like JNCO's but a little bit more aero?

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    Listen, I can explain, I was helping him with a potty situation. What was I supposed to do, let him run around with yesterdays taco bell dripping down his leg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb View Post
    I hear he's trying to lure a bicycle pornographer to SLC.
    Oh yeah, less than a month from now I'll be waiting outside a certain warehouse in SLC with an ample supply of chain lube and park grease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kemmer View Post
    Listen, I can explain, I was helping him with a potty situation. What was I supposed to do, let him run around with yesterdays taco bell dripping down his leg?
    Yeah, but why did you have to take off your pants too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy View Post
    I like him. He recommended a good beer to me while I was stuck at the airport in SLC. He doesn't seem very Fascist. He has a child that fits nicely in a messenger bag.
    I call complete and utter BS. there is no good beer in utah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lotek View Post
    I call complete and utter BS. there is no good beer in utah.
    Lies! There are several gold medal award winning beers brewed right here in Utah.

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    slow....slow....
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