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    OT: Thanks for the laughs

    I cut my friggan thumb open while laughing at these threads while slicing a tomato.

    Seriously. There was a lot of blood. I had to use the first aid kit the nurse I am dating made for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NitroPye View Post
    I cut my friggan thumb open while laughing at these threads while slicing a tomato.

    Seriously. There was a lot of blood. I had to use the first aid kit the nurse I am dating made for me.

    I call bull****.


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    Nurse pics needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deathhare View Post
    Nurse pics needed.

    With your user name written on her with a sharpie. Or at least a NurseSpace link?

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    yes yes

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    I may be under the influence but I know better then to jeopardize free health coverage.. I mean a cute girl by posting her picture.

    Here have some blood instead:


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    is that a turkey neck?!

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    how were you cutting a tomato and surfing teh forumz at the same time?
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    Laptop. Kitchen.

    Tomatoes are red so I think my blood got into my sandwich without me knowing.

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    I bet it tasted better
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    Quote Originally Posted by NitroPye View Post

    Tomatoes are red so I think my blood got into my sandwich without me knowing.


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    you read BF while cooking? WTF? do you have computers everywhere in your house, all constantly updating and refreshing? do you have a tablet you use as a cutting board?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NitroPye View Post
    I may be under the influence but I know better then to jeopardize free health coverage.. I mean a cute girl by posting her picture.

    Here have some blood instead:

    Ohh...a nipple pic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by metaljim View Post
    you read BF while cooking? WTF? do you have computers everywhere in your house, all constantly updating and refreshing? do you have a tablet you use as a cutting board?


    You're a Slayer fan. Just enjoy the blood and stop asking questions.

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    why is your thumb so grossly discolored?(not just the bloody part)
    "The only reasons anyone should ever ride in the rain is because a) youíve had your license to operate a motor vehicle suspended by the state. b) youíre in a bike race in which case youíre not allowed to use fenders anyway. c) youíre from Portland- in which case my main problem is with your neck beard- not your bicycle...If you need to train when itís pissing rain- buy a trainer or one of those cheap charter flights to Mallorca."

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    It is wrapped in gauze.

    The thread nonsense tonight was my entertainment. I was going to watch a movie but instead followed the play by play posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NitroPye View Post
    It is wrapped in gauze.

    The thread nonsense tonight was my entertainment. I was going to watch a movie but instead followed the play by play posting.
    Too much type-y-type-y, not enough nursey-nursey

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    someone needs to liveblog this **** ^
    not a 2ksuck'r

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    My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.

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    lol?
    "The only reasons anyone should ever ride in the rain is because a) youíve had your license to operate a motor vehicle suspended by the state. b) youíre in a bike race in which case youíre not allowed to use fenders anyway. c) youíre from Portland- in which case my main problem is with your neck beard- not your bicycle...If you need to train when itís pissing rain- buy a trainer or one of those cheap charter flights to Mallorca."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoRoK View Post
    My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.
    Store # please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoRoK View Post
    My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.
    that better be a ****ing joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoRoK View Post
    My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.


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