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Old 03-10-08, 10:19 PM   #1
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OT: Thanks for the laughs

I cut my friggan thumb open while laughing at these threads while slicing a tomato.

Seriously. There was a lot of blood. I had to use the first aid kit the nurse I am dating made for me.
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I cut my friggan thumb open while laughing at these threads while slicing a tomato.

Seriously. There was a lot of blood. I had to use the first aid kit the nurse I am dating made for me.

I call bull****.


No one here can get a date. I'm going to check with Allesandro in the morning to verify this.
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Old 03-10-08, 10:23 PM   #3
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Nurse pics needed.
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With your user name written on her with a sharpie. Or at least a NurseSpace link?
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I may be under the influence but I know better then to jeopardize free health coverage.. I mean a cute girl by posting her picture.

Here have some blood instead:

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is that a turkey neck?!
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how were you cutting a tomato and surfing teh forumz at the same time?
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Old 03-10-08, 10:33 PM   #9
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Laptop. Kitchen.

Tomatoes are red so I think my blood got into my sandwich without me knowing.
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I bet it tasted better
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Tomatoes are red so I think my blood got into my sandwich without me knowing.


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you read BF while cooking? WTF? do you have computers everywhere in your house, all constantly updating and refreshing? do you have a tablet you use as a cutting board?
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I may be under the influence but I know better then to jeopardize free health coverage.. I mean a cute girl by posting her picture.

Here have some blood instead:

Ohh...a nipple pic!
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You're a Slayer fan. Just enjoy the blood and stop asking questions.
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why is your thumb so grossly discolored?(not just the bloody part)
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It is wrapped in gauze.

The thread nonsense tonight was my entertainment. I was going to watch a movie but instead followed the play by play posting.
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It is wrapped in gauze.

The thread nonsense tonight was my entertainment. I was going to watch a movie but instead followed the play by play posting.
Too much type-y-type-y, not enough nursey-nursey
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someone needs to liveblog this **** ^
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My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.
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lol?
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My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.
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My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.
that better be a ****ing joke.
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