Some dried up old lady this morning insisted on blaring her horn at me and swerving into oncoming traffic everytime she came near me, even though I was in the bike lane. This happened a few times, then I zoomed past her and gave a little mirror-slap. Then, I spent the rest of my ride worried she was going to run me down if she passed me again. I hate reacting to people in this fashion. I don't like being angry, I don't like being afraid and I definitely don't like being an *******. Sigh.