alleycat-MASH showing-Show PDX 04/11
 

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Myself and Mowhawk Jen put this together for some fun times.
Just in case the flyer is not clear.. basically... we're having a smallish alleycat that ends at the Satyricon... there will be two or more bands playing there after the race and a showing of MASH in the middle. We ended up with TONS of prizes and giveaways so there will prolly have to be ten or more prize spots for the race including DFL and then most likely "Seth gets blacked out and gives stuff away" prizes.


if you have any questions please let me know...

Did you mean to post Here?

Read about it on PDXFIXED.
But I plan on attending.

Im too slow to take the good prizes and too fast to get DFL. Plus I already own mash. But it should be a fun time regardless.

thats really the idea.... just getting a bunch of bike people together to hang out.. hence having a variety of stuff going on

i haven't seen any mention of what bands are playing anywhere.

kinda lower left of the flyer = moths of the flame and silent majority.... IIRC there is one or two more we may get in but Jen is all hush hush bout it as they are supposed to be on a break

Vegan Strip Club?

oh, i glanced over that.

sweet, the names sound metal. at least "members of book of belial" sounds metal.

did you make it to Stormcrow last Saturday???? Talk about killing it!

Yes, there is now a vegan strip club in PDX. I know I know...but I also couldnt resist getting them on board. They donated a gift cert. for a lapdance and a lunch :)

I was there!

epic.

Rad... If I punched you in the face, crotch, shoulder, back etc in the pit I formerly apologize.

final band/guest band confirmed. we agreed to keep them secret however I will say that if you like metal you should ****ing come.

did the time change? i heard either the race or showing's time got adjusted

Can I ride my Surly crosscheck in the Alleycat or will everyone hit me with chains?

if you're in business casual AND riding a crosscheck you're running a big risk of getting hit with chains :p

Mwahahaha, I don't have to play dressup on Fridays luckily. I'm gonna try to get some of my friends to join the party on my janky ass scwhwinn beaters.

They love metal, and I figure making 'em watch mash maybe will get them to understand bikes are for people who aren't kids.

First alleycat I rode a guy had that bike with nice big tires. He was able to take **** terrain and curbs a lot better than anyone else.

what makes a strip-club vegan? no black leather? aren't naked people animal products?

Nah, the strippers don't wear animal products and the food they serve there is all vegan. I've heard of the place and haven't checked it out yet.

I'm no veggie, I eat meat about once a month. That once a month is at the Acropolis, and it's a juicy cheap as hell steak.

Delicious every time, and it basically makes me almost sick everytime but damnit steak and strippers and delicious beer is a necessity from time to time.

Nah, you can ride whatever the hell you want.... Neither me or the other organizer give a flying ****.

MASH will be showing at or about 11 so that people that are at filmed by bike can still make it.

The race still starts about 7 so you should be there bout 630..... bands times are up in the air until our final pow wow tomorrow but it looks like the first one will be on bout 45 min after doors.... then the foot down and track stand comp... then another band prior to the showing if there is enough time... prizes in there too.

fantomas you have huge gauges right? did you wear a bane zip up hoodie a lot a few months ago around downtown?

oh, and are any prizes NOT tattoo related?

****
 

lucky lady tattoo?

...really?



figures they'd give out $200 certificates.

Sorry but I am not sure what a Bane hoodie is********** Not sure why it matters... hope I didnt throw a bottle at you or anything.
Here is a recent pic from the front:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...8e04d52e41.jpg
Old pic from the side:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...87/seth031.jpg

Prizes off the top of my head right now are but are not limited to:
Set of non machined velocity deep v's in baby blue 700c 36sp plus a LOT of nick nacks from velocity
$200 $100 and I think $50 x 2 gift certs to lucky lady... some for the race and some for the track stand/foot down
clothes from food fight
clothes from cadence
clothes for mash from Bells in Philly
gift certs for lunches etc at the vegan strip club
tons of gift certs (10 plus IIRC) from Laurelwood brewery for growlers and they are also setting us up with a ton of vegan food for the show..maybe non vegan too but I dont know
Veloshop put up RAD **** that will go unmentioned

Cannot remember what else... but yeah lots of non tattoo stuff.

the other band is warcorpse. and shi.tfit.

its gonna be rad.