frame: custom, unobtainium tubing
headset: steven czar
handlebars: chop n shop ***** bars
grips: shrinky dink
crankset: 120 carbon truvativ external bearing
bottom bracket: none!
pedals: custom carbon mks touring
toe straps: adidas x crayola fat laces
wheels: magnetic drive hoops, color matched to frame
seat: the butcher
so i need help and i'll number it for ease of use
1.) recommend a spermlike helmet
2.) what are some solid low profile u-lock holsters
3.) seatpost recommendations. i'm thinking something with a shock.
4.) do i have to buy a gyro kit for the magnetic drive or can i just suicide it?
i know a lot of this seems like overkill, but if someone can afford it, well why not?
i'd really like a pisto acceptme frame but those seem a little bit difficult to come across these days =/
critique away, but please make it constructive, i'm extremely eager to learn.
i've had a lot of money sucking issues going on lately (blowjobs after work), but i'll be able to afford all components necessary by ~~~caturday~~~ and i'm just getting prepared in advanced
if i were to eventauuauaually get a acceptme frame, wouldn't most of these parts be interchangable anyway?
kanye west already has space bike technology on lock...as it turns out, all you need is a left side drive train, and your bike will go into space. who knew? he also has new 'fireskid' technology in his tires. you can't **** with kanye west.
Holy ****, this not witty, not funny, and completely un-amusing. Even the first bike build parody wasn't. So what got in your mind to make you want to add another stack of **** to the fail-pile? Is BFSSFG some sort of SA/#chan ban refugee camp? I'm pretty sure it is.