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    my future-bike setup

    frame: custom, unobtainium tubing
    headset: steven czar
    stem: zooooooom
    handlebars: chop n shop ***** bars
    grips: shrinky dink
    crankset: 120 carbon truvativ external bearing
    bottom bracket: none!
    pedals: custom carbon mks touring
    toe straps: adidas x crayola fat laces
    wheels: magnetic drive hoops, color matched to frame
    seat: the butcher

    so i need help and i'll number it for ease of use

    1.) recommend a spermlike helmet
    2.) what are some solid low profile u-lock holsters
    3.) seatpost recommendations. i'm thinking something with a shock.
    4.) do i have to buy a gyro kit for the magnetic drive or can i just suicide it?


    i know a lot of this seems like overkill, but if someone can afford it, well why not?

    i'd really like a pisto acceptme frame but those seem a little bit difficult to come across these days =/

    critique away, but please make it constructive, i'm extremely eager to learn.

    i've had a lot of money sucking issues going on lately (blowjobs after work), but i'll be able to afford all components necessary by ~~~caturday~~~ and i'm just getting prepared in advanced


    if i were to eventauuauaually get a acceptme frame, wouldn't most of these parts be interchangable anyway?
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    my next bike will be built with nano technology. it's gonna be so sick.

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    I'm going to a neural net processor CPU...basically it's a learning computer

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    hover bike.
    brbikes

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    screw hover...go straight to space bike
    i got teh skimatics all worked out
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperVillain View Post
    You can't just sand fail away.

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    I can haz? TheScientist's Avatar
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    unobtanium is nice, I prefer depleted Uranium though, or Unununium, or Einsteinium

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    platonium
    a mix between plutonium and platinum
    its AMAZING

    and a carcinogen
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperVillain View Post
    You can't just sand fail away.

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    or rhodium... I still don't get why it's not in rappaz grillzz.. I mean the ****'s over 9000 dollars an ounce... DEEEAMMMM

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    I'm going to have a bike with a volume knob that goes to 11! \m/

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConfusedClimber View Post
    I'm going to have a bike with a volume knob that goes to 11! \m/
    it's one louder...

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    ill have a volum knob that goes to eleventy billion....
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperVillain View Post
    You can't just sand fail away.

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    kanye west already has space bike technology on lock...as it turns out, all you need is a left side drive train, and your bike will go into space. who knew? he also has new 'fireskid' technology in his tires. you can't **** with kanye west.

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    Holy ****, this not witty, not funny, and completely un-amusing. Even the first bike build parody wasn't. So what got in your mind to make you want to add another stack of **** to the fail-pile? Is BFSSFG some sort of SA/#chan ban refugee camp? I'm pretty sure it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerdbot5000 View Post
    fail-pile
    HAHA! Now you're at the top of the fail-pile. Oops now it's me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelah View Post
    wheels: magnetic drive hoops, color matched to frame
    Wheels? I'm disappointed that you're not building a hover-bike.
    Quote Originally Posted by doofo View Post
    the main cause of fit problems is riding your bike

    you should have just stopped riding so you could focus on color coordination

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