i like toast.
My tv keeps blinking, and peas make me puke.
I love this thread already.
i have the runs and my farts smell like hot dogs
Everybody's farts smell like hot dogs to themselves. Why do your own farts never stink?
Fat Mexican Ladies!
You can't drive around with a tiger in your car.
I tried it before didn't like it much
btw this thread isn't funneh
My farts smell like whatever I ate the day before, mixed with poo.
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i love the mexican ladiez. not teh fat one's tho.
I find myself only able to ride one guy at a time on a single speed. I never thought putting the fun between my legs would require turning gay, or buying ass-less chaps.
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butterflies taste with their feet
All chaps are assless, noob. Otherwise they're pants.
Bananas are the best fruit to eat.
If you cook your tortellinis in a pan, after boiling them, for a few minutes on high heat they stay together much better when you use them in a salad.
my little brother got his tongue stuck in a microwave, and my grandmom just hijacked a school bus full of penguins, I always wondered why chicks named margaret are always called "peggy".
GT road bike conversion: fixed
Electric beach cruiser grocery bike:
best burrito vehicle EVAR!
DH to the shaggle
close this thread thanks in advanced
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