Go Back  Bike Forums > Bike Forums > Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
Reload this Page >

who's got a clever way of carrying a U-lock

Search
Notices
Singlespeed & Fixed Gear "I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!"-- Henri Desgrange (31 January 1865 - 16 August 1940)

who's got a clever way of carrying a U-lock

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 04-20-08, 11:51 PM
  #1  
pluralis majestatis
Thread Starter
 
redfooj's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: you rope
Posts: 4,206

Bikes: a DuhRosa

Mentioned: 8 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 537 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 2 Times in 2 Posts
who's got a clever way of carrying a U-lock

i have a standard size krypto combo ulock. ive long tossed the included plastic holder. (it rattled too much anyway). how to secure it to the bike when riding around...
redfooj is offline  
Old 04-20-08, 11:54 PM
  #2  
I can haz?
 
TheScientist's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Shart Rake Chitty
Posts: 308

Bikes: Zeus Road bike, Bareknuckle fixed

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Do you have a bag?... or you can tuck it in between your belt and pants. works quite well
TheScientist is offline  
Old 04-20-08, 11:54 PM
  #3  
Banned
 
zelah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Portland
Posts: 2,535

Bikes: Mercier Kilo TT

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
in your teeth
zelah is offline  
Old 04-20-08, 11:55 PM
  #4  
I_luv_hooters
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
Quoted: Post(s)
get a mini and it fits inside your belt... or just in your back pocket.
 
Old 04-20-08, 11:55 PM
  #5  
SWAAAAAAAAAAAT
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: alief houston texas
Posts: 336

Bikes: masi speciale fixed (urrringe), haro f1 (black), haro x2 (red)

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
bike?

i sit my bulldog mini u in my back pocket

if you wear a belt, sit it under the belt between two loops.
tx_what_it_do is offline  
Old 04-20-08, 11:55 PM
  #6  
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 13
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts


you can carry two!
mb0686 is offline  
Old 04-20-08, 11:57 PM
  #7  
*****es love tarck
 
kemmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sandy, UT
Posts: 3,301

Bikes: so many

Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I never have to carry my U-lock cause it's always around a motorist's neck.
__________________
kemmer is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:07 AM
  #8  
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 19
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
hire a sag driver and have him drive it around for you. make sure the vehicle has a rack, that way you don't have to search for bike parking when you get to your destination.
evensevenone is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:11 AM
  #9  
Senior Member
 
Pfutz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: minneapolis
Posts: 546
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I use a big chain around my waist because I heard thats what messengers do
Pfutz is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:11 AM
  #10  
what.
 
kyle!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: SD, CA, USA
Posts: 1,276

Bikes: raleigh rush hour

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
in your hieny lololol

:\
kyle! is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:12 AM
  #11  
?que?
 
Live2Die's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Portland Oregon
Posts: 783
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
just ride with no hands so you can carry it, real men do it with no brakes though
Live2Die is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:18 AM
  #12  
SWAAAAAAAAAAAT
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: alief houston texas
Posts: 336

Bikes: masi speciale fixed (urrringe), haro f1 (black), haro x2 (red)

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
moar creative wayz!!!

lock it to your beltloops
wear it around your own neck
tx_what_it_do is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:27 AM
  #13  
Banned.
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: tucson
Posts: 271
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
i just hang it on my enormous dick
okay is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:29 AM
  #14  
My name is Mike, not Cal
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 474
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Leave your bike unlocked, then when some kid in skinny jeans tries to steal it you can choke him.
cal_gundert05 is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:32 AM
  #15  
Banned.
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: tucson
Posts: 271
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
i actually never get off my bike so there is really no need for a lock
okay is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:37 AM
  #16  
SWAAAAAAAAAAAT
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: alief houston texas
Posts: 336

Bikes: masi speciale fixed (urrringe), haro f1 (black), haro x2 (red)

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by cal_gundert05
Leave your bike unlocked, then when some wuss in skinny jeans tries to steal it you can choke him.
fixed
tx_what_it_do is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:39 AM
  #17  
Senior Member
 
GTPowers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Chicago
Posts: 192
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I carry two U-locks (lack of trust in the scum of Chicagoans), a larger and a mini Kryptonite. The larger one is a great way to lock up the front half of the bike and i use the mini to secure the rear wheel to the frame but carrying around the larger one is like having ball and chain tied to your leg. Throwing it in a belt loop makes you look like a clown because its so dang long but when its in the bag...it screws up the position of everything else and isn’t very comfortable.

The best route I’ve found is to lock it through the main strap of my Chrome bag, slide it to the bottom and strap it down with the lowest clip for the main flap. Only downside is that it if the main strap and mid strap are a bit loose, it will pull the bag under your arm pit.

I may just have to take the clown route.
GTPowers is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:43 AM
  #18  
def
Junior Member
 
def's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Berkeley, CA
Posts: 20

Bikes: Bridgestone Anchor, Look KG171, Lemond Zurich

Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by cal_gundert05
Leave your bike unlocked, then when some kid in skinny jeans tries to steal it you can choke him.
epic thread.
def is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 12:48 AM
  #19  
Banned
 
zelah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Portland
Posts: 2,535

Bikes: Mercier Kilo TT

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Live2Die
just ride with no hands so you can carry it, real men do it with no brakes though
there's a (i imagine) messenger around here that rides around with his lock in his hand, i think he has brakes and maybe gears though
zelah is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 01:03 AM
  #20  
?que?
 
Live2Die's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Portland Oregon
Posts: 783
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Not exactly that clever nor my idea since the bag was made for it but this works so great! the quickest and easiest access to the lock. Didn't work as great with that big lock but mini's and normals are perfect! Someone told me that I was going to die when I wrecked with it like that and I have gone down twice and couldn't feel a thing.
Live2Die is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 01:14 AM
  #21  
My name is Mike, not Cal
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 474
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by cal_gundert05
Leave your bike unlocked, then when some kid in skinny jeans tries to steal it you can choke him.
Responding to own post

Originally Posted by pixel
cal_gundert05 is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 01:24 AM
  #22  
SWAAAAAAAAAAAT
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: alief houston texas
Posts: 336

Bikes: masi speciale fixed (urrringe), haro f1 (black), haro x2 (red)

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
just fashion a holster out of nylon straps.
tx_what_it_do is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 01:25 AM
  #23  
crotchety young dude
 
el twe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SF, CA
Posts: 4,818

Bikes: IRO Angus; Casati Gold Line; Redline 925; '72 Schwinn Olympic Paramount

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by mb0686


you can carry two!
Or if those lobes are really stretchy...lock 'em together. That'll teach him.
__________________
Originally Posted by CardiacKid
I explained that he could never pay me enough cash for the amount of work I had put into that bike and the only way to compensate me for it was to ride the hell out of it.
IRO Angus Casati Gold Line
el twe is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 02:51 AM
  #24  
i smell funny
 
no.cages's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: PDX
Posts: 72
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My roommate mounts his u-lock on his bike. He's a commuter. Ha ha.
no.cages is offline  
Old 04-21-08, 07:33 AM
  #25  
my bike Owns me+my wallet
 
Kol.klink's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sudbury, Ontario
Posts: 709

Bikes: Px-10 singeld, 2007 KHS filte 100

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Is between the strap of your bag and your chest, if you have a light load or are going on a long ride, hook the stabilizer strap through the lock.

Mini in the Ass pocket if i'm not bringing my bag
Kol.klink is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service -

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.