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    OT: Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

    He was too far out man.
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    Until mountain biking came along, the bike scene was ruled by a small elite cadre of people who seemed allergic to enthusiasm.

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    Heck yes. raster's Avatar
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    You stop and go in your bag about 40-50+ times per day riding across the city over an 8 hour period?

    Are you a drug dealer?

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    why do hippies wear patchouli?




    so blind people can hate them too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge_Posner View Post
    why do hippies wear patchouli?




    so blind people can hate them too.
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    A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop.

    When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you."

    The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.

    After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!"

    Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"

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    Why does it rain?





    It's god's way of getting the hippies clean.
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    How do you know a hippy has been staying at your house?












    He's still there.
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    In a 3-story building, the first floor tenants are hippies, the second floor tenants are punk rockers, and the third floor tenants are skinheads. One Wednesday, at 3:12 pm, an earthquake levels the building. Two of the floors suffered 100% casualties, while one floor maintained 100% survival. Which floor's tenants lived (the hippies, the punks, or the skins), and why?





















    The skins, because they were AT WORK.

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    lol@deathhare. I guess you could substitute 'hippy' with just about anything in that joke, but it was a good one nonetheless ;-)

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    How do you get a one-armed gutter-punk out of a tree?


    Throw a beer at him!





    How do you make him feel OK about it?


    Throw another beer at him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyland View Post
    In a 3-story building, the first floor tenants are hippies, the second floor tenants are punk rockers, and the third floor tenants are skinheads. One Wednesday, at 3:12 pm, an earthquake levels the building. Two of the floors suffered 100% casualties, while one floor maintained 100% survival. Which floor's tenants lived (the hippies, the punks, or the skins), and why?





















    The skins, because they were AT WORK.
    you win lol
    How does a Thermos know when to stay warm, and when to stay cold?

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    oi! oi! oi!

    also, up the trashbear

    up the punx down the beers

    what is the difference between a bmw and a porcupine?

    with a porcupine the prick is on the outside
    im in ur librariez.. holden ur caulfieldz!!1

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    to get to the other side

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    Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?







    Because proper tea is theft.
    Simplistic Ideologies R Coffins

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    What's the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner?





    How the dirtbag is attached.

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    same thing for harley davidsons.
    not banned anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by kemmer View Post
    What's the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner?



    How the dirtbag is attached.
    i think you mean dirtbike, not snowboard.

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    Give a hipster a brake.

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    Why did the hippie cross the road?








    To borrow money from the chicken.
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    I'm Irish. I'd get in a fight over a lukewarm coffee or an untied shoe.

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    why did brianforums burn in hell?

    the almighty tarckbear.
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    What did the bum get for Christmas?






    Nothing.

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    what did the poor kid down the street get for christmas?


    my bike

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    What did the orphan get for Christmas?

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