I found these guys today. They've got almost everything:
1.) Steel frame
2.) Brooks type leather saddle
3.) Fixed gear
4.) Pseudo moustache/pseudo riser bars
5.) Leather belts from which to stick their kryptonite minis
6.) No brakes (added courtesy of 04jtb below)
So should we expect the bowties and the hats any day now to start popping up on messengers?