have you ever eaten a big mac while trackstanding,
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have you ever eaten a big mac while trackstanding,
in front of a vegan protest?
ps...please no trolls...this is a serious thread/discussion.
ps...please no trolls...this is a serious thread/discussion.
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No.
But seriously: I had a friend in college some time ago who stapled/sewed bacon to his shirt and went to a vegetarian club meeting.
But seriously: I had a friend in college some time ago who stapled/sewed bacon to his shirt and went to a vegetarian club meeting.
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have you ever got an enema while gardening.... in a japanese restaurant?
WTF? i think you need to change your prescription, man. and not for your reading glasses.
WTF? i think you need to change your prescription, man. and not for your reading glasses.
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No but once I ate a carrot in a boston lettuce "bun" in front of a hot dog stand.
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On a different note, I finally mastered the no-handed track stand this week. Once I got it, it was cake and I was riding backwards with no hands and stupid stuff like that.
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Booooo for not having YouTube to entertain me with this reality dream...
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i came real close
i mean, i was standing in line with only one fatty in front of me...
to buying a big mac at the airport yesterday. i couldn't do it. i got candy and cashews and a sam adams instead.
i'm still a few years out from buying anything but milkshakes from mcdonalds, and only two or three over those years at that.
i mean, i was standing in line with only one fatty in front of me...
to buying a big mac at the airport yesterday. i couldn't do it. i got candy and cashews and a sam adams instead.
i'm still a few years out from buying anything but milkshakes from mcdonalds, and only two or three over those years at that.
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i made a comment about extra protein in your diet, when i saw a cockroach in the bakery case at a vegan restaurant in Portland, the people in the line behind me did not approve.
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i did get on someone elses bike in their kitchen once during a party about 2-3 years ago and just kinda stood up there on it for a good 10-15 minutes. i think there was some smoking and possibly a shotgun'd beer involved somewhere in the process, but a big mac would have been pretty righteous. i remember it was one of those KHS aero track frames, red, with a crazy chrome fork with black skull&crossbones on the fork crown lugs and black+red double clothtape wrapped bars. pretty slick...