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have you ever eaten a big mac while trackstanding,

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Old 06-12-08, 09:12 PM
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have you ever eaten a big mac while trackstanding,

in front of a vegan protest?


ps...please no trolls...this is a serious thread/discussion.
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No.

But seriously: I had a friend in college some time ago who stapled/sewed bacon to his shirt and went to a vegetarian club meeting.
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have you ever got an enema while gardening.... in a japanese restaurant?


WTF? i think you need to change your prescription, man. and not for your reading glasses.
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wtf, mate

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WITCH!!!! WITCH!!!!! BAN HIM!!! or HER!!!

lol, WTF
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I am mad, because a thread body saying "well now you have" and containing a link to the video did not meet me.
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Oddly yes, I have.




BAN!
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Originally Posted by urodacus
have you ever got an enema while gardening.... in a japanese restaurant?
Why yes, those are my three favourite things in the whole wide world!!
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No, but yesterday I ate an Entenmann's cheese danish while trackstanding.
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No but once I ate a carrot in a boston lettuce "bun" in front of a hot dog stand.
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in before sp00ki....

Trackstanding is murder
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On a different note, I finally mastered the no-handed track stand this week. Once I got it, it was cake and I was riding backwards with no hands and stupid stuff like that.
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nice one, i am better at the no handed stand too...really fun once you get the feel for it
i was thinking i would try to draw something while trackstanding...then submit the drawing...
 
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Booooo for not having YouTube to entertain me with this reality dream...
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I was hoping for a video...
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I'll never regain this minute of life i wasted by opening this thread.
bigmac=gag
eat a real burger!
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Originally Posted by skinnyland
No, but yesterday I ate an Entenmann's cheese danish while trackstanding.
They have a case at the end of the aisle, right?

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i came real close


i mean, i was standing in line with only one fatty in front of me...


to buying a big mac at the airport yesterday. i couldn't do it. i got candy and cashews and a sam adams instead.

i'm still a few years out from buying anything but milkshakes from mcdonalds, and only two or three over those years at that.
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i made a comment about extra protein in your diet, when i saw a cockroach in the bakery case at a vegan restaurant in Portland, the people in the line behind me did not approve.
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which place? not kosher!
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i did get on someone elses bike in their kitchen once during a party about 2-3 years ago and just kinda stood up there on it for a good 10-15 minutes. i think there was some smoking and possibly a shotgun'd beer involved somewhere in the process, but a big mac would have been pretty righteous. i remember it was one of those KHS aero track frames, red, with a crazy chrome fork with black skull&crossbones on the fork crown lugs and black+red double clothtape wrapped bars. pretty slick...
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I have never eaten a Big Mac.
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my buddy has a goal now
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