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    Cursed bike

    I have a cursed bike. really. it sucks.

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    informative.

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    things that are cursed suck ipso facto this thread is cursed

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    Re: Cursed bike

    Quote Originally Posted by Vern View Post
    I have a cursed bike. really. it sucks.
    Really? I wonder how your bike feels about that.
    Lewis.
    A cyclist is a cyclist's worst enemy.
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    you could sell it to a goth kid on ebay...i hear they love cursed stuff...

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    Give it away!

    I had a cursed bike. Got stolen. Got it back, crashed it. Never fit right. I was real happy to get rid of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabba Degrassi View Post
    things that are cursed suck ipso facto this thread is cursed
    http://www.logicalfallacies.info/

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    Quote Originally Posted by huerro View Post
    I had hoped my lack of capitalization or punctuation would betray my satirical intentions. Sadly, I was mistaken...

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    Me too. Its replacement is phenomenal BTW.


    edit: It needed some lolzorzs and !!!1!!!!1!11!1!!s
    I can ride the solarcycle with no hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huerro View Post
    thanks man - i love this kind of stuff.

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    Wow! Cuz I just read a thread on manforums.net where your bike said you suck. Ironic
    Quote Originally Posted by 91MF View Post
    bigbris stopped two runaway busses riding brakeless one time.

    the moral of the story: riding brakeless saves lives.

    i am serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbris1 View Post
    Wow! Cuz I just read a thread on manforums.net where your bike said you suck. Ironic
    Quote Originally Posted by dangerscott View Post
    Tarck is that special feeling when you and your lady are riding your bikes and both of you match with your bike and it 'just so happens' your colors work perfectly with hers on accident, and you look over at her and give her that little nod saying "yea thats right we match." Then you go find an alley and she does down on you and she pukes all over your dick and then pees all over the place.
    Thats tarck.

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    The details in this thread are overwhelming!
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    my opinion is more correct than your opinion

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