"I think it’s dumb when you take the inherently fun like riding bikes and singing songs and say they’re not for everyone as if for your whole life you were cool as $h!t."
-Bomb the Music Industry!
This happened to my dad, not to me, but I'm pretty sure this is what happened. He ended up with a broken clavicle, three dislocated fingers (which he popped back in on the spot!), and a totaled bike.
Last edited by Plecks; 03-13-09 at 01:37 AM.
does that count as a mishap or a successful ride?
**** that dog.
Oh, allow me to clarify since my MS Paint skills are piss poor:
That is a pit-bull biting my ankle.
This is the best thread ever. Thanks for making me laugh everybody! Here's my submission. It resulted in an 18" rod inside my tibia from knee to ankle, 6" plate on front, about 12 screws (ankle, tibia, etc), bone graft, and crutches for 7+ months. Fun!
This is my best mishap.
Best part is that it didn't really hurt. And I got my first look at what the shin-bone looked like. Due to the bear-trap raking down the surface of the bone I now have *****in' raised bumps from the bone regenerating.
My girlfriend at the time was scared out of her mind. I walked over to a bench to inspect my wound, heavily doused in shock, and made her toss cookies by moving my skin over the bone. I subsequently had to drive myself to the hospital.
damn. the last two paint posts made my whole body hurt. you guys are troopers.
Someone get me my brown pants!