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    seems as though the bear trap worked, your leg definitely did not get away from it.

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    i ride bear traps on my BMX, i always think this is going to happen. so i wear shin guards when i go jumping.
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    I ended up being late to class with a big fat swollen/bloody lip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Critical Jeff View Post
    Yeah its kinda cool when you can have the worst injuries and just walk away from them. Like this for example.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0PEIMGgKH4

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    Hate them monstertrux bumpers of doom! Sweet Paint skilz man.
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    Some of you guys have some serious mspaint skillz!
    Reminds me of this: http://elftor.com/elftor.php?number=112

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    Quote Originally Posted by tall&lanky View Post


    I ended up being late to class with a big fat swollen/bloody lip.

    why wouldn't you catch yourself with your hands???
    Quote Originally Posted by murdaki11
    i still think you guys who like ride 5+ miles on these bikes are crazy

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    didn't quite work that way. i wasn't that close to the truck, just close enough to slam my face into it.

    imagine trying to fall into a pushup position... not too easy.

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    uhhh...are you sure about that? haha
    Quote Originally Posted by murdaki11
    i still think you guys who like ride 5+ miles on these bikes are crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by tall&lanky View Post
    didn't quite work that way. i wasn't that close to the truck, just close enough to slam my face into it.

    imagine trying to fall into a pushup position... not too easy.
    If you are close enough to bust your face you are close enough to catch yourself, or at least put your arm in front of your face as a buffer
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    then he would have punched himself in the face

    ultimately a much more funny ms paint mishap though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meepers View Post
    i ride bear traps on my BMX, i always think this is going to happen. so i wear shin guards when i go jumping.
    This was impromptu. I wasn't trying to go jumping, I was just being a gooch.

    I paid for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iansmash View Post
    why wouldn't you catch yourself with your hands???
    Quote Originally Posted by xxxfattonyxxx View Post
    If you are close enough to bust your face you are close enough to catch yourself, or at least put your arm in front of your face as a buffer
    Jesus, give the guy a break! He didn't post in here about how smashing his face into the bumper was the only thing he could do, he posted a funny drawing of his most spectacular bike mishap - I don't know if you have noticed, but most of the mishaps in here involve doing something stupid or wrong.

    It's kind of the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aMull View Post
    i'm laughing so hard over here
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    Those straps look more saggy than my 70 year-old middle school principle's boobs.

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    happened on saturday, i shouldnt have had 3 doubles at the gay bar with my friends and then try to ride home. surprised i am still alive
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    Quote Originally Posted by peabodypride View Post
    Those straps look more saggy than my 70 year-old middle school principle's boobs.

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    Nice, I've always loved the fact that you have to go to the gayborhood in Sac to get a decently poured drink. The exception is of course Benny's.
    I'm not one for fawning over bicycles, but I do believe that our bikes communicate with us, and what this bike is saying is, "You're an idiot." BikeSnobNYC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynikal View Post
    Nice, I've always loved the fact that you have to go to the gayborhood in Sac to get a decently poured drink. The exception is of course Benny's.
    the mercantile. they pour like 6 shots into a double. and its only 3.50 during happy hour. those are my kind of prices!!!
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    Those straps look more saggy than my 70 year-old middle school principle's boobs.

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    Yup.

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    i don't have time to MS paint it, but my ex was riding past a full packed bar on a saturday night and tried to pop a wheelie and his front wheel flew off and he did a front flip over the handle bars. I saw the carnage afterward, pretty heinous
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    Those straps look more saggy than my 70 year-old middle school principle's boobs.

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    I used to love the Merc, been a few years. With a toddler I don't quite get out like I used too.
    I'm not one for fawning over bicycles, but I do believe that our bikes communicate with us, and what this bike is saying is, "You're an idiot." BikeSnobNYC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynikal View Post
    I used to love the Merc, been a few years. With a toddler I don't quite get out like I used too.
    the merc is my friday happy hour hot spot. with all the state budget drama that i deal with i need me a double at 5:05 on fridays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peabodypride View Post
    Those straps look more saggy than my 70 year-old middle school principle's boobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quixotegut View Post
    This was impromptu. I wasn't trying to go jumping, I was just being a gooch.

    I paid for it.
    i just realized that may have come off as snarky. i wasn't trying to be mean. just saying that i as always scared to tear the hell out of my leg when i road bear traps to i wore shin guards. i just ride platforms now though i broke a pedal and tossed on some old ones i had laying around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyi2os View Post


    Yup.
    You know what's more embarrassing than falling in lycra? Falling in lycra and ripping your shorts, right along your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syscrush View Post
    Jesus, give the guy a break! He didn't post in here about how smashing his face into the bumper was the only thing he could do, he posted a funny drawing of his most spectacular bike mishap - I don't know if you have noticed, but most of the mishaps in here involve doing something stupid or wrong.

    It's kind of the point.
    thank you...

    It's not like I didn't try to catch myself. If I had caught myself I wouldn't be posting.

    just like if people had seen potholes, doors opening, not ridden drunk, or dodged a car, they wouldn't be posting either.

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