MS Paint your mishaps
03-17-09, 08:33 AM
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You know what's more embarrassing than falling in lycra? Falling in lycra and ripping your shorts, right along your ass.
That was the first thing i checked when i got up. I was sooooo lucky.
03-17-09, 10:16 AM
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This is my best mishap.
Best part is that it didn't really hurt. And I got my first look at what the shin-bone looked like. Due to the bear-trap raking down the surface of the bone I now have *****in' raised bumps from the bone regenerating.
My girlfriend at the time was scared out of her mind. I walked over to a bench to inspect my wound, heavily doused in shock, and made her toss cookies by moving my skin over the bone. I subsequently had to drive myself to the hospital.
Best part is that it didn't really hurt. And I got my first look at what the shin-bone looked like. Due to the bear-trap raking down the surface of the bone I now have *****in' raised bumps from the bone regenerating.
My girlfriend at the time was scared out of her mind. I walked over to a bench to inspect my wound, heavily doused in shock, and made her toss cookies by moving my skin over the bone. I subsequently had to drive myself to the hospital.
03-24-09, 02:51 PM
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I was going underneath an overpass, cruising in the middle right of the lane, at least 45 minutes before "legal" sunset.
03-24-09, 03:47 PM
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This happened about 20 years ago...pretty much every kid growing up in Toronto has had a mishap of some sort with the damned streetcar tracks. It is almost like a rite of passage. The really dumb thing is that I did the same exact thing about 2 weeks later and the exact same thing happened. I was a dumb kid...
03-24-09, 04:24 PM
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Ha ha..... Melbourne has tram tracks too. They are killers!
Loved this one too !
Loved this one too !
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03-25-09, 10:38 PM
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ALSO: MOAR PICTARS
03-26-09, 12:58 AM
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Today.....first time anything like this has ever happened to me.but the damn cat was fine
03-26-09, 02:11 AM
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03-26-09, 07:58 AM
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03-26-09, 10:57 AM
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03-26-09, 10:59 AM
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03-26-09, 11:00 AM
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03-26-09, 11:05 AM
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03-26-09, 11:47 AM
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03-26-09, 11:55 AM
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