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    You know what's more embarrassing than falling in lycra? Falling in lycra and ripping your shorts, right along your ass.

    That was the first thing i checked when i got up. I was sooooo lucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quixotegut View Post
    This is my best mishap.



    Best part is that it didn't really hurt. And I got my first look at what the shin-bone looked like. Due to the bear-trap raking down the surface of the bone I now have *****in' raised bumps from the bone regenerating.

    My girlfriend at the time was scared out of her mind. I walked over to a bench to inspect my wound, heavily doused in shock, and made her toss cookies by moving my skin over the bone. I subsequently had to drive myself to the hospital.
    Grossss. I had a similar incident when I was on my bmx and hit a jump, slipped off the pedal, and left a huge gash on my leg. I biked home all bloody, got some paper towels and tape and made myself a bandage and went back out biking lol. I still have a huge scar on my leg till this day. Kinda regret not getting stitches but I guess it worked out fine lol.

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    affix pistol bayonets! mediccody's Avatar
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    I was going underneath an overpass, cruising in the middle right of the lane, at least 45 minutes before "legal" sunset.

    im in ur librariez.. holden ur caulfieldz!!1

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    nice detail in the broken bike frame there. caddy's are hard steel too hope you are alright.

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    This happened about 20 years ago...pretty much every kid growing up in Toronto has had a mishap of some sort with the damned streetcar tracks. It is almost like a rite of passage. The really dumb thing is that I did the same exact thing about 2 weeks later and the exact same thing happened. I was a dumb kid...














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    Ha ha..... Melbourne has tram tracks too. They are killers!

    Loved this one too !
    Last edited by Johnny Nemo; 03-24-09 at 04:28 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plecks View Post
    three dislocated fingers (which he popped back in on the spot!), and a totaled bike.
    Your dad pwnz.
    bikes: r700, 1200, topcross, elite12, duosport

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    affix pistol bayonets! mediccody's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by craigcraigcraig View Post
    nice detail in the broken bike frame there. caddy's are hard steel too hope you are alright.
    I limped home, then the next day my navel orange-sized ankle was diagnosed as being broken. Actually, they thought my talus (technically a foot bone) was broken. However, a week later, they took a closer look at the x-rays, realized it was not broken, and took the cast off. I was back on a bike within a few weeks, although it took me until spring '08 to build another decent fixie.

    ALSO: MOAR PICTARS
    im in ur librariez.. holden ur caulfieldz!!1

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    Today.....first time anything like this has ever happened to me.but the damn cat was fine

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    cats, girls, bikes. that post has it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Critical Jeff View Post
    cats, girls, bikes. that post has it all.
    Haha god it was embarassing...

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    I like the eyelashes on the FFFFUUUU-person
    "I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!" --David Letterman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saberhead View Post
    Today.....first time anything like this has ever happened to me.but the damn cat was fine
    My feet never leave my clips just for this reason (well, amongst other reasons)

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    This happened some years ago.



    Mostly true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metzinger View Post
    This happened some years ago.



    Mostly true.
    Everything except the "being able to bunny-hop" part, am I right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kcirick View Post
    My feet never leave my clips just for this reason (well, amongst other reasons)
    ....well, I obviously shouldn't have either. I dont love random bloody parts on my face and neck. That's what makes it a "mishap"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saberhead View Post
    ....well, I obviously shouldn't have either. I dont love random bloody parts on my face and neck. That's what makes it a "mishap"...
    ewww faceplant? sux. at least your fingers are ok (ok enough to create hilarious contribution to ms paint mishaps)
    -bread for destruction-


    Quote Originally Posted by Thetank View Post
    any way you can prove this or did you pull this out of your @$$?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneangrytoast View Post
    ewww faceplant? sux. at least your fingers are ok (ok enough to create hilarious contribution to ms paint mishaps)
    lol. Yeah they were just road rashed, but my face sure looks awesome! Sort of Freddy Kruger-ish on one side?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdmitch View Post
    Everything except the "being able to bunny-hop" part, am I right?
    Ha ha. Yeah. And my lawyer negotiated for me a nice little settlement from Cinzano.
    A lifetime supply.

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    I think you could sell these, Sabrehead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metzinger View Post

    I think you could sell these, Sabrehead.
    LMAO Oh thats too funny, I sincerely think the FFFFUUUU guy should be a shirt! I would totally wear it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by saberhead View Post
    lmao oh thats too funny, i sincerely think the ffffuuuu guy should be a shirt! I would totally wear it...
    +100000
    -bread for destruction-


    Quote Originally Posted by Thetank View Post
    any way you can prove this or did you pull this out of your @$$?

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