Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Page 9 of 28 FirstFirst ... 789101119 ... LastLast
Results 201 to 225 of 700
  1. #201
    Bikes hella booty! Saberhead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Seattle
    My Bikes
    725TR Leader
    Posts
    386
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by themanmachine View Post

    HAHAHA Look at the FFFUUU guy!!!!

  2. #202
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Ottawa, ON
    My Bikes
    Orbea Aqua 105
    Posts
    236
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    ^^ lol you really need that FU tshirt, dont you?

  3. #203
    Bikes hella booty! Saberhead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Seattle
    My Bikes
    725TR Leader
    Posts
    386
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by kcirick View Post
    ^^ lol you really need that FU tshirt, dont you?

    Kcirick-When I was in art school we had a project where we had to get a magazine picture, make a grid of the picture, and then draw what we saw in the grid onto a large scaled poster.
    The girl in front of me who couldnt draw for the life of her got a picture of an ALMAY model or something, drew her grid, but for some reason when she transfered the picture to her larger scaled poster, it looked something like this.... I think what she did was her original picture was supposed to be horizontal, and she tranfered it vertically onto her poster, so the whole thing got stretched out, plus the fact that she couldnt draw....hilarious!FU guy reminds me of a better version of her drawing

  4. #204
    Senior Member Johnny Nemo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Woolloomooloo, Australia
    My Bikes
    A fixed gear, a vintage roadie and a POS.
    Posts
    415
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    We need the FU guy t-shirt even more than we needed the Skid Stop one !

  5. #205
    Bikes hella booty! Saberhead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Seattle
    My Bikes
    725TR Leader
    Posts
    386
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Nemo View Post
    We need the FU guy t-shirt even more than we needed the Skid Stop one !
    The FU guys face on the front, and the FFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!! on the back

  6. #206
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    9
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Here is an embarrassing thing that happened to me today:






    After I told a girl who was probably younger than me that she looked old enough to have an 18 year old son, the picture of the frustrated guy immediately came to mind because I had read this thread earlier.

  7. #207
    Primate Metzinger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    gone
    My Bikes
    Concorde Columbus SL, Rocky Mountain Edge, Sparta stadfiets
    Posts
    2,582
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    ^not gruesome enough

  8. #208
    Senior Member jet sanchEz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    7,417
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Metzinger View Post
    ^not gruesome enough





  9. #209
    Don't really have a bike. craigcraigcraig's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Boulder CO
    Posts
    3,336
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    much better.

  10. #210
    ...
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    53
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by n0tcarson View Post
    That's some serious paint right there....


    Thread is sooooo full of win!!!

  11. #211
    Senior Member pb&jslurpee's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    73
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Cars laugh last?
    Attached Images Attached Images

  12. #212
    considering myself warned MarkSLC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Salt Lake City
    My Bikes
    Raleigh Rush Hour Pro, Basso Gap Roadie (under construction), '84 Univega Roadie with Original Campy Victory, Centurion Le Mans Fixie Conversion
    Posts
    181
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

  13. #213
    Senior Member downtube42's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Columbus, Indiana
    My Bikes
    too many/not enough
    Posts
    1,519
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    What is bicycle touring?
    "So I kept looking and eventually found that a spark plug had same threads. So I cycled next two days until I got to Jackson, MS with a spark plug instead of right pedal." - mev

  14. #214
    Senior Member DryBlaze's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    66
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Yesterday.


  15. #215
    Don't really have a bike. craigcraigcraig's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Boulder CO
    Posts
    3,336
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    super arm ftw

  16. #216
    Senior Member DryBlaze's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    66
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Good thing I was on my single speed lol. If I was on my fuji track I would have skidddddzzzzed..... right into the car but instead I flipped over my handle bars and somehow landed on my feet and caught myself with my bike.

  17. #217
    Primate Metzinger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    gone
    My Bikes
    Concorde Columbus SL, Rocky Mountain Edge, Sparta stadfiets
    Posts
    2,582
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Dryblaze, you'd have better control on a bike with a shorter top tube.
    You look a bit stretched out.

  18. #218
    its that damned rap music oneangrytoast's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    brooklyn, ny
    My Bikes
    Kilo TT, Bianchi Pista Concept 2005, Shogun 600 ~1983
    Posts
    569
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by DryBlaze View Post
    If I was on my fuji track I would have skidddddzzzzed..... right into the car but instead I flipped over my handle bars and somehow landed on my feet and caught myself with my bike.
    how do you not MS Paint that part? that sounds pretty effing miraculous. can you please explain further? i cant even imagine how this would happen.
    -bread for destruction-


    Quote Originally Posted by Thetank View Post
    any way you can prove this or did you pull this out of your @$$?

  19. #219
    Senior Member DryBlaze's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    66
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    It was toooo much for my ms paint talent so I left it out and replaced it with a tombstone instead lol.

    Ok, the story of awesome flippage-ness.

    I was riding to work and I'm coming up to an intersection and I see that the light went green for people turning. I don't see any cars in the turning lane so I think I can just go through it before it turns green. I'm pedaling faster so i can just zoom through it and be super cool but once I entered the intersection I see a pizza delivery guy on my right flying down. I'm thinking "****, I'm gonna die!" (just like my cartoon but no tears, because im awesome). I instantly grabbed my brake lever and squeeeeezed the **** out of it (with my super arm). The front wheel completely stops and I go head over my handlebars. The momentum caused me to fly out of my pedals and I continues to fly forward as my legs go around the handle bars. When I cleared the bike I somehow kinda ran forward and try to catch myself or trip, fall, land on my face, and/or die?! But luckly landed on my feet and I caught myself in the middle of the intersection after a few steps forward to stop my momentum, while still holding onto my bike. I then realized my left arm was in between my legs and I was holding my handle bars in the middle of the street in shock of what just happened. Then I just look at the delievery driver and go "holy ****", chuckled from the disbelief that I didn't eat ****, and biked off.

  20. #220
    Permanent Beater Rider Critical Jeff's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Richmond, VA
    My Bikes
    Windsor Hour
    Posts
    466
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    thats pretty nuts DryBlaze. I've nearly went head over heels once. I was inches from a parked car, some ***** wouldn't let me into the lane, even though there was a completely empty lane to her left. I grabbed my front brake really hard, my back wheel lifted off the ground and my chain derailled (this was on a geared bike).

  21. #221
    Don't really have a bike. craigcraigcraig's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Boulder CO
    Posts
    3,336
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    helmet cam of that would be awesome

  22. #222
    沒有腳踏車的居民 PluperfectArson's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Honolulu, HI
    My Bikes
    Mericier Kilo TT Pro
    Posts
    1,287
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I finally have something to contribute to the thread!
    Attached Images Attached Images

  23. #223
    Senior Member Johnny Nemo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Woolloomooloo, Australia
    My Bikes
    A fixed gear, a vintage roadie and a POS.
    Posts
    415
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by PluperfectArson View Post
    I finally have something to contribute to the thread!
    Liked the blood, but too much text. It's a cartoon, not a novel.

  24. #224
    ___________ jastastic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    24
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Here's mine! I had way too much fun with this!


  25. #225
    ___________ jastastic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    24
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    oops, here.


Page 9 of 28 FirstFirst ... 789101119 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •