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Old 03-28-09, 11:05 PM
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^show off.
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Originally Posted by DryBlaze
^show off.
Never change your avatar--it makes your post SO much better.
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i don't see the post. :-(

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fallowed the url. damn good ms paint skills, or did someone use a wacom tablet and some photoshop?

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Old 03-29-09, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by MASHeug

Heh! Wait, wait, don't tell me . . . the Ems lost that game that night, right?
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Originally Posted by Meepers
i don't see the post. :-(

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fallowed the url. damn good ms paint skills, or did someone use a wacom tablet and some photoshop?
Thanks, just plain ol' ms paint with a mouse and patience. When i was little and dorky, I used to do a lot of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oekaki. dorky.....
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^Jatastic! I followed the URL and found it. Nice!
Hope you don't mind if I photobucketed it for you.
Work this good shouldn't be hidden behind an X.

The following is Jatastic's work.

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Old 03-30-09, 02:50 AM
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that is ridiculously good jatastic. *starts slow clap
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Old 03-30-09, 11:25 AM
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This is the best thread on any forum ever.
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this is the best thread on any forum ever.
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Originally Posted by illenvillain
that almost makes me wanna put a light on my bike
I recommend a light better than a single LED Knog. It would have prevented this.

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Old 03-30-09, 01:19 PM
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i once had a run-in with the devil in nantes france and almost lost my soul. the little soultwit got baphomet a chocolate heart and flipped me off, but i had two guns and took care of business brooklyn-style--even though i'm from the upper east side.

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Old 03-30-09, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DryBlaze
It was toooo much for my ms paint talent so I left it out and replaced it with a tombstone instead lol.

Ok, the story of awesome flippage-ness.

I was riding to work and I'm coming up to an intersection and I see that the light went green for people turning. I don't see any cars in the turning lane so I think I can just go through it before it turns green. I'm pedaling faster so i can just zoom through it and be super cool but once I entered the intersection I see a pizza delivery guy on my right flying down. I'm thinking "****, I'm gonna die!" (just like my cartoon but no tears, because im awesome). I instantly grabbed my brake lever and squeeeeezed the **** out of it (with my super arm). The front wheel completely stops and I go head over my handlebars. The momentum caused me to fly out of my pedals and I continues to fly forward as my legs go around the handle bars. When I cleared the bike I somehow kinda ran forward and try to catch myself or trip, fall, land on my face, and/or die?! But luckly landed on my feet and I caught myself in the middle of the intersection after a few steps forward to stop my momentum, while still holding onto my bike. I then realized my left arm was in between my legs and I was holding my handle bars in the middle of the street in shock of what just happened. Then I just look at the delievery driver and go "holy ****", chuckled from the disbelief that I didn't eat ****, and biked off.
wow. that was everything i hoped for and more. your bars must be stupid low for you to hold them from between your legs without the rear wheel coming up. either way, im impressed. almost like a frontal dismount type of deal going on there...
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Old 03-30-09, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by visitordesign
i once had a run-in with the devil in nantes france and almost lost my soul. the little soultwit got baphomet a chocolate heart and flipped me off, but i had two guns and took care of business brooklyn-style--even though i'm from the upper east side.

Wouldn't be surprised if the thread was closed now. Great work, idiot.
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Old 03-30-09, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by brendon_ak
Wouldn't be surprised if the thread was closed now. Great work, idiot.
+1 for you posting it again lol
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Old 03-30-09, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by craigcraigcraig
+1 for you posting it again lol
hahaha
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you guys have some damn skill in making this stuff in paint
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Old 03-30-09, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by craigcraigcraig
+1 for you posting it again lol
Nothing proves your point like an extra penis
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Originally Posted by brendon_ak
Nothing proves your point like an extra penis
Now this is best thread.
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Old 03-30-09, 04:36 PM
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you're just jealous that my soul buys chocolates.
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