So I was riding in HEAVY traffic the other day, and I was stopped behind about 50 cars at a light. The light turned green, and I clipped into my SPDs and started pedalling very slowly just to get a head start so that I wouldn't slow down the cars that were behind me. I was creeping along the right curb of the road, and the cars in front of me still weren't moving. I passed this truck pretty slowly, got in front of it, and started pedalling. I was keeping up with the cars in front of me and was really close to the curb, I was going the same speed as everyone else once they started moving. The truck that I had passed honks, zooms by me and almost hits me. It came within about 6 inches of me.
Naturally, I flip the truck the finger and then the light turns red again and I am behind the truck. This isn't that weird, it has happened before that I am forced to stop at a light next to a car I just flipped off.
Anyways, a woman, off duty cop in uniform (****!) gets out of her truck and walks over to me and starts:
"YOU DON'T FLIP ME OFF, YOU DON'T FLIP OFF ANYONE, YOU ABIDE BY THE SAME RULES AS EVERYONE ELSE, YOU ABIDE BY THE SAME RULES AS EVERYONE ELSE."
The fat ***** is screaming at me, I yell back at her that she almost hit me and that she deserved to be flipped off. She says that if she wasn't off duty that she would write me a ticket.
She gets back in her car and drives off.
Anyone else have any good stories involving cops?