one liners...or...uno linas...
06-10-04, 11:24 PM
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oh..so...crusty..
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one liners...or...uno linas...
my grill's not fixed but my bike is.
go on..you know you wanna!
go on..you know you wanna!
06-10-04, 11:36 PM
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Dogs fixed, bike aint.
And- tho not cycling related- I was talking to my glamrock guitarist friend Sunday about his sweet new girl. I said "Love?, baby- It's like a sunrise- everyday you want to wake up to a new one."
And- tho not cycling related- I was talking to my glamrock guitarist friend Sunday about his sweet new girl. I said "Love?, baby- It's like a sunrise- everyday you want to wake up to a new one."
06-11-04, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by jeff williams
Dogs fixed, bike aint.
I'm like ready-mix meatloaf baby, I make my own gravy.
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06-11-04, 01:04 AM
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If it ain't fixed it's broke.
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06-11-04, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by pyze-guy
If it ain't fixed it's broke.
Again not cycling- same bar ( I work there Sundays.)
Sweet waitress, we were discussing my latest at endeavor (sculpture)-(she is an actress)
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
06-11-04, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by jeff williams
Sweet waitress, we were discussing my latest at endeavor (sculpture)-(she is an actress)
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
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06-11-04, 02:11 AM
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MOCK> No knocking of the boots, but I think it made her eve.
GET FIXED!, GET BENT! If not a cyclist, sounds bad.
GET FIXED!, GET BENT! If not a cyclist, sounds bad.
06-11-04, 06:58 AM
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Next time, I'll fix both for free. But 165 will fix all the rest in the men's room of the corner gas station.
06-11-04, 10:01 AM
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This works in the South:
Fixin' to go
Fixin' to go
06-11-04, 10:15 AM
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OK, I feel dumb. I missed the boat and didn't write a one liner.
06-11-04, 11:16 AM
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Ride fixed - be free!
06-11-04, 11:27 AM
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You do many speeds like a snail, I do one speed like the road runner.
06-11-04, 11:29 AM
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Confucious say: ride fixed or you not really ride at all.
06-11-04, 11:36 AM
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F.O.R.D.- Fixed, Or Repair Daily.
-I'm getting a little FIXated with this.
-I'm getting a little FIXated with this.
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"Riding singlespeed - it's where I get to be single, even when I'm not."
"I'm a junky for JustOneFix"©™®
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06-12-04, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff williams
Good one!
Again not cycling- same bar ( I work there Sundays.)
Sweet waitress, we were discussing my latest at endeavor (sculpture)-(she is an actress)
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
Again not cycling- same bar ( I work there Sundays.)
Sweet waitress, we were discussing my latest at endeavor (sculpture)-(she is an actress)
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
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06-13-04, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by pyze-guy
I misread what you wrote. I didn't see the L in blush.
