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    If you ride velodrome victory laps shirtless...

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    nice! so how do you like it?

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    Wow! And there are 16 available. I can get four for each quadrant of my back!
    "I can't go on, I'll go on..." —S. Beckett

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    i'll let you know if I ever earn a victory lap...
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    Quote Originally Posted by [165]
    i'll let you know if I ever earn a victory lap...

    Well of course you would, being in some position behind me where you always are.
    "I can't go on, I'll go on..." —S. Beckett

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    Quote Originally Posted by skitbraviking
    Well of course you would, being in some position behind me where you always are.
    so you are the woman in the relationship of yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skitbraviking
    Well of course you would, being in some position behind me where you always are.
    I don't even know where to begin with this one.
    destructible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schiek
    I don't even know where to begin with this one.
    Agreed.....To many comments coming to mind at once......and some horrible mental pictures as well.
    I'm not one for fawning over bicycles, but I do believe that our bikes communicate with us, and what this bike is saying is, "You're an idiot." BikeSnobNYC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schiek
    I don't even know where to begin with this one.
    You are all sick b*stards. I of course meant that he would be way behind me in the race. And that is all.

    Pervs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by skitbraviking
    You are all sick b*stards. I of course meant that he would be way behind me in the race. And that is all.

    Pervs!
    Don't treat it as a race, nobody wins in a relationship like that. Take your time and enjoy each others company.

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    i want photos

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    Quote Originally Posted by familyman
    Don't treat it as a race, nobody wins in a relationship like that. Take your time and enjoy each others company.

    Keep your sicko fantasies about 165 and I to yourself. Our family is like yours "familyman."
    "I can't go on, I'll go on..." —S. Beckett

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    I don't know about the rest of you all, but I wax..

    Razor burn + lycra = Pain

    Spandex doesn't feel that good either, but I doubt you would see a razor engineered for such a purpose in the "Clean" area of ebay...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schiek
    I don't even know where to begin with this one.
    I do not even know why skitbra began it either...don't make me apologize twice in this forum today b/c others are morons...
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    Just to cure the moron-a-thon:

    165 would be behind me because I was beating him in a cycling race. Period. End of story. That is why he would be behind me.

    I believe it was shiek who began the moron-a-thon.

    Enough said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    when are they going to make a butt crack shaver? i need one of those far more than back shave. think of all the wiping time i'd save.
    Far too much info here MERTON!!! And they do make a butt crack shaver...it's called Gillette! Why don't you just get one of those Brazilian wax jobs that are so popular now? No shaving required!

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    Quote Originally Posted by progre-ss
    Far too much info here MERTON!!! And they do make a butt crack shaver...it's called Gillette! Why don't you just get one of those Brazilian wax jobs that are so popular now? No shaving required!

    I second this: TMI.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    i think i'll wait till i can get it lasered off.
    Hmmm...a laser aimed at your ass? I'll pass thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skitbraviking

    165 would be behind me because I was beating him in a cycling race.
    I 'm not sure your word choice, professor, is really helping the cause.
    destructible.
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    goddammit! STOP THE FRIGGIN D.E. MADNESS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schiek
    I 'm not sure your word choice, professor, is really helping the cause.
    Well counsel, I'll leave it up to you to mince words.
    "I can't go on, I'll go on..." —S. Beckett

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    Quote Originally Posted by skitbraviking
    Wow! And there are 16 available. I can get four for each quadrant of my back!
    okay, only 15 now. Fess up, someone
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    Quote Originally Posted by [165]
    okay, only 15 now. Fess up, someone

    Those denied it buyed it.
    "I can't go on, I'll go on..." —S. Beckett

    "Ta det lungnt." —Dungen

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    Quote Originally Posted by skitbraviking
    Those denied it buyed it.
    so, did you buy one?
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    Why would SBV buy one? After all you could just shave for him. I mean you're back there anyway, right?

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