HereNT

It made me laugh yesterday when I was stopping by the corner store next to my house.

This guy rolls up on a purple and pink little girls x-mart MTB as I'm locking up -

Him : Man, you got that bike all tricked out - that bike is tight! I love 10 speeds.
Me : It's not a 10 speed. It's a 1 speed.
Him : Whatever - 9 speed, 15 speed, 12 speed, they's all nice.
Me : Uh, no, 1 speed. Look at it - no brakes, no coasting, no deraillers - it's a fixed gear track bike...
Him : What? No brakes?

Went on like that for a good couple of minutes. I just couldn't convince him that it wasn't a 10 speed. He eventually was just like "That bike is tight - I appreciate the look of 10 speeds" and rode off on what was probably his daughters bike.

riderx

You should have offered to let him try it out. That would have been priceless.

bbaker22

When I was a kid (during the 70's and 80's), we referred to all road bikes as 10 speeds...

baker

timmhaan

that's funny. i've had to explain my track bike to many people. sometimes i make the mistake of saying it has no brakes....now i've learned only to say that in the right company.

Ebbtide

Yep, anything with dropbars was a ten speed. Still is to most of my friends. I think I might be the last person I know who actually owns a ten speed.....it might be 12.

s2sxiii

Did that to one of my buddies yesterday, when he was asking me about the bike. In fact i've done it to all my friends. They're usually fine for about 20 yards, then its all over, and i'm doubled over laughing. I haven't made any of them put the clipless shoes on yet though, don't want to hurt anyone.


we did the same thing -- any road frame was a "10 speed" -- funny part was that NONE of the gears on the bikes i had when i was a kid worked. They had the gears for 10 or 12, but they might as well have been 1 speeds.

Brillig

Yep, I still get that too. To almost anyone who is not tightly connected with cycling, "road bike" = "ten speed" (regardless of how many speeds it has).

This following almost exact conversation has happened countless times:

[Brillig mentions that he cycles]
"On a Mountain Bike or something?"
"No, on a road bike"
"What do you mean? Like a ten speed??"
"Yeah, except they have more than ten speeds now" (Brillig at this point deciding if he really wants to go through all of this or just bail).

jfmckenna

I had my fixie down at the beach last weekend for a big 4th bash. I couldn’t believe how much that bike was the topic of discussion. Of course I went down with other roadies and over all out door sporting type enthusiasts. But the fact that it had one gear and no breaks was dumbfounding to many, I even got the Fred Flintstone comment So I let people try it out and after the beer flowed a bit more people were interested. I went for a ride with the roadies and it was so flat they hardly ever changed a gear and some became even more interested in my bike. Anyway the good thing is that after it was all over one person was totally hooked on fixed and wanting to build one up. I thought that was pretty cool.

Timmhaan – yea don’t bother anymore to talk breaks on my bike. It’s even funnier when you see the look on their face when it dawns on them that your bike has no breaks!!!

jimv

Ok, I'll date myself here. When I was a kid, if a bike had straight tubes, it was an 'English' or better yet, an 'English Racer'. Everything else was just a bike. I remember the first drop-barred 'English' I ever saw. I was 6 and this man (he was probably in the 9th or 10th grade) rode up to my friend Bobby and me asking how to get back to the local ritzy prep school he was attending. He was 2 blocks 'out of bounds' and was desperately trying to get back before he got caught. He had a gold Philips 10 speed (I think it was). We just thought that was the ugliest bike ;-) and asked him why his bars were upside down! About 5 years later, my older brother bought the exact same bike used and I thought he was the coolest kid on the block....

Jim

Raiyn

One would hope that your bike wouldn't have breaks. That could be dangerous. Or did you mean "brakes"? I have to admit I'm not big on the idea of riding sans binders.


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progre-ss

Same here. Any road bike when I was a kid was a 10 speed. People I know still call them that. No matter how many times I try to explain my fixed gear bike or my singlespeed mtb, they just don't understand. They've got to try it to understand it. Yet sometimes even then, it's all a different language to them.

timmhaan

sometimes after i've been drinking a bit...i get really into educating people about bikes. one innocent comment, and they're in for a 30 minute fun filled lecture. other times, like when i'm at work or something, i just can't explain it again...urgghhh.

interpol

i rode down on my fix to watch the csc invitation crit. and i was surprised at how many stares, comments and questions i was getting from bikers.

jfmckenna

Ha HA
But seriously I am diagnosed a serious dyslexic so their/there you go

Raiyn

No big deal. Just having some fun with you, that's all.

gilby

I love being asked why I need to "spend so much on a bike that doesn't even have gears? Why can't you just get an old ten speed from a garage sale?"

progre-ss

That's when you reply with "Why do you feel the need to spend so much money golf clubs when you can just pick up a cheap set at Walmart?" or "Why spend so much on all that fishing gear when a pole and string will do just fine?" Or "Why spend all that time on mods to your rice rocket when you can just buy an old 10 speed from a garage sale?"

MKRG

More like "Why do you have to buy a universal remote when the original ones work just fine?"

go4broke44

one day i was working at bertucci's, and i went outside in the alley with someone to see my boss sitting on my bike, talking to someone. he see's me, and instantly starts asking questions (this was before it was fixed)

him: "whats the deal with this bike, only a front brake? what are you going for suicide or something!?"
me: "no, you only really need a front brake, thats as fast as your bike is possible to stop"
him: "thats insane, your gonna go flying over the handlebars and kill yourself!"
me: "not if you know how to use the front brake, but just wait til its fixed gear, only one gear, and you can't coast"
him: "why the hell would you want to do that?!"
me: "because you dont need to coast, or all those gears, or brakes for that matter"

sometimes i like explaining it to people, and sometimes its just annoying, because most people are stubborn, and won't understand anyway, no matter how many times you explain it