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Old 09-30-09, 10:29 AM
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Strange question

I'm planning to do an alley cat bike race on halloween but the requirements are you must be in costume or your bike must be. Well,i don't want to wear a costume so i would prefer to somehow get the bike fixed up for halloween. The problem is though i have no idea how to do that. Lack of creativity i suppose? Any ideas would help greatly.

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chloroplast the wheels with a jack o lantern motif.
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Scraper Bike costume.

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That is freaking hilarious!
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Just get one of the "Hello, My Name Is" stickers, and fill in your name, followed by "And I'm Lazy"
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if you have a conversion tell them your road bike is dressed as a fixie.
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just wear a funny hat.
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put on your graduation robes if you have any, tie a broom to your bike and BAM wizard.
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^ I lold
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put on your graduation robes if you have any, tie a broom to your bike and BAM wizard.
who keeps that crap?
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Ride your bike naked, costume solved.
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Originally Posted by hairnet
who keeps that crap?
i already told you why i do: costumes.

wizard, judge, satanist, nun... quite versatile.
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Old 09-30-09, 09:23 PM
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Ride your bike naked, costume solved.
Better yet, arrive in your underwear. When people ask who you are, say that you are premature; you came in your boxers.
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