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    First Police Experience

    i was riding my new ss (converted 84 team fuji) and there was a 4 way stop. only the lane i was in and the opposite lane had cars.

    so i speed up to pass through with a car and about 100 yards later i hear a loud crack. i thought it was some ******* going to yell dumb shtT at me. but it was followed by "YOU are also required to stop at stop signs"

    i slowed a little and nodded my head.

    god i hope i get a speeding ticket one day...that would be awesome...buts its a flat area and is kinda rural so i dont think i will be hitting anything over 50 soon...except that old woman i saw...

    but anyway, im thinking of getting a flip flob hub so i can try riding fixed sometime. i wont use it in the city though. but i have a lot of long straight stretches that would be awesome...i could ride along the river for a long ass time...awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abstractform20 View Post
    buts its a flat area and is kinda rural so i dont think i will be hitting anything over 50 soon...except that old woman i saw...
    Quote Originally Posted by bhamlax View Post
    I find small children (under 5 works best) to be exceptionally light and very easy to trick.

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    /\lmao
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    cool story bro

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    stop at stop signs.
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    time's up

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    oh i get it you ran a stop sign so the cop told you not to do that

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by destikon View Post
    stop at stop signs.
    not in iowa...

    i was riding to work, it was windy, i left late, and i didnt want to stop.

    all valid reasons for not stopping.

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    well this was interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abstractform20 View Post
    not in iowa...

    i was riding to work, it was windy, i left late, and i didnt want to stop.

    all valid reasons for not stopping.
    Actually none of those are valid reasons for not stopping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dsh View Post
    Actually none of those are valid reasons for not stopping.
    youre a fast learner. please tutor me. mom says i can pay you in nickels and soft neck kisses.

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    Wow. I was on the edge of my seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post
    I'd rather ride a greasy bowling ball than one of those things.
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    Wow... I know how you feel because I ate dinner tonight when I was hungry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abstractform20 View Post
    buts its a flat area and is kinda rural so i dont think i will be hitting anything over 50 soon
    100+ gear inches, get on it

    post a video when you're done
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post
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    "Stop at stop signs bro!"
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    "Stop at stop signs bro!"
    thats like stopping at stop signs in a car.

    not necessarily or significantly safer.
    and inefficient.

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    Your blog misses you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyselad View Post
    Your blog misses you.
    i lol'd
    Quote Originally Posted by bhamlax View Post
    I find small children (under 5 works best) to be exceptionally light and very easy to trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by das_pyrate View Post
    i lol'd
    Awesome reply bra!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakerock View Post
    Awesome reply bra!
    Bras can talk, brah?
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post
    I'd rather ride a greasy bowling ball than one of those things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abstractform20 View Post
    thats like stopping at stop signs in a car.

    not necessarily or significantly safer.
    and inefficient.
    But necessary to keep morons (who think they are better drivers than they are) from killing people.

    If you can't recognize that traffic laws must account for to the lowest common denominator, then chances are that traffic laws are accounting for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abstractform20 View Post
    so i speed up to pass through with a car and about 100 yards later i hear a loud crack.
    Preez explain what this means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakerock View Post
    Awesome reply bra!
    Thanks, undergarment!
    Quote Originally Posted by bhamlax View Post
    I find small children (under 5 works best) to be exceptionally light and very easy to trick.

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    so many lame troll attempts.

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