WOW! Power Balance Wristbands!
:rolleyes:
They have an office in Roppongi It-chome. I might egg them next time I ride past. |
Shaq is not exactly convincing...
This is more BS than this. |
I love the part where he says that he made the rest of the team wear them. Must have been a few eye-rolls when he annouced that.
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I don't get it....
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You see, they program their technology into the hologram which affects your energy field and increases their wallets, opps I mean your balance and strength and flexibility.
I'm surprised they didn't say it uses nano technology or quantum effects. |
Originally Posted by the_don
(Post 10817920)
You see, they program their technology into the hologram which affects your energy field and increases their wallets, opps I mean your balance and strength and flexibility.
I'm surprised they didn't say it uses nano technology or quantum effects. Duh |
What does this have to do with... bikes?
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makes you faster and balance better..??
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Put one on your seat post and you instantly become Eddy Merckx.
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Originally Posted by WoundedKnee
(Post 10817969)
Put one on your seat post and you instantly become Eddy Merckx.
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it increases and decreases your skidding distance...
wow... |
Dudes, you guys didn't know? But holograms don't work at wrists, you have to stick it to your forehead for max effect ...
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3..._Red_Dwarf.jpg ... of ... well it definitely isn't gonna enhance your intelligence. P.S. Thanks wiki for storing data on this wonderful show. That's where I got the pict. P.P.S. Sorry I couldn't resist. ... Im gonna shut up now. |
it makes you do this...
LOLOLOLOLjdkfasjkfajs;flasjfd... |
^OMG :roflmao2:
It's like nerds ****zing. |
I like this one. The final comment is very poignant.
He should have worn a PowerBalance bracelet! HA! |
yeah... there's an english version of that video somewhere... i remember seeing it years ago... LOL...
they're a HUGE cult... a bunch of idiots... |
lol wtf oso bike.
"i like the tires and wheels on this bike" |
Snake oil lol :lol:
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The combined power of Yellow Bamboo and Power Balance will soon take over all of the world.
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I've got a custom Candy Crank chainring that has holograms embedded in the stars for maximum power!
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these people do know they're describing the placebo effect verbatim, right?
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oh my god this thread is amazing.
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The thing about OSO bike is that I think the guy's got a great bike he's trying to sell, he just doesn't know how to market it to the right demographic. He's got that video riding around some beach in north Florida with smooth jazz playing in the background...if he had some young kids bombing hills in SF with Motorhead blasting I think he'd do better. I'm thinking about making some promo videos for BLICKSBAGS with my friends, riding around downtown and bombing hills. Riding a bike isn't very exciting unless you're going fast, and on video it's even harder to translate.
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Originally Posted by the_don
(Post 10817467)
:rolleyes:
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OMFG...The Oso bike video was gut wrenching!
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