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    There are condoms in his rims!

    Check what I found on my local craigslist,

    http://sacramento.craigslist.org/bik/1848447081.html

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    you never can be too careful...

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    a.k.a. QUADZILLA LoRoK's Avatar
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    See! It's **** like that I was talking about in the "Are spoke-cards passť" thread. When people start doing this kind of crap, it makes the real deal stuff seem equally lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoRoK View Post
    See! It's **** like that I was talking about in the "Are spoke-cards passť" thread. When people start doing this kind of crap, it makes the real deal stuff seem equally lame.
    think this is the real deal, bro.
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    because physics has more street cred than tarckstars.

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    Mmm..never know when you're going to need jimmies. Question though. Is it worse to have you condoms in your back pocket for a prolonged period of time or in your spokes?

    "but baby, I swear I thought those condoms were good! They were just in my bike spokes for a few months in rain and summer heat! I swear."

    Next craigslist ad:

    Need to sell "fixie" to fund abortion. ASAP

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    Lol!!! And a four loko in his water bottle holder woww.

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    I like this guy.
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    cause it's campy s/r pista fool.
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    I would rather rock macaframa than mash. I liked their movie better.

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    not surprised at all that the seller is located in Natomas.
    i won't deny it i'm a straight ridah

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    Four Loko is the new PBR.
    Pedal down the foot hills
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    i like the bmx pedals<3

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    Safe sex is always in style

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    Quote Originally Posted by PluperfectArson View Post
    I like this guy.
    Remove one condom pack from the spokes.


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    I'm new..can someone explain the flying squirrel thing to me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottmforreals View Post
    I'm new..can someone explain the flying squirrel thing to me?
    Radness = (Flying Squirrel - Number of Cats)/Number of condoms in your spokes

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    http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...ying+squirrels
    How the flying squirrel thing started.

    Quote Originally Posted by rustybrown View Post
    Radness = (Flying Squirrel - Number of Cats)/Number of condoms in your spokes
    Oh crap, mathematical error. I have no condoms in my spokes.
    Last edited by Squirrelli; 07-17-10 at 11:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixtor View Post
    http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...ying+squirrels
    How the flying squirrel thing started.
    Oh hell yes! Vixtor...thanks for letting me relive this moment of infamy! Brilliant reply. I am still laughing weeks later. Now the world will have Flying Squirrel t-shirts. The flying squirrel to me represents all that ......that.....what the **** does it represent?

    Maybe this will help.



    I hope that all is clearer now.

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    Hanging on by a thread ashlandjet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottmforreals View Post
    I'm new..can someone explain the flying squirrel thing to me?
    Definitions of flying squirrel:

    flying phalanger: nocturnal phalangers that move with gliding leaps using parachute-like folds of skin along the sides of the body

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    Thanks Vix!
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    I was actually laughing at the CL post before I saw this thread, never even crossed my mind to post it here! Good stuff!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottmforreals View Post
    Four Loko is the new PBR.
    I hope this isn't true.
    Quote Originally Posted by psyclistic View Post

    I'm going to be spending an exorbitant amount of money on electronics for this bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinetiesKid View Post
    I hope this isn't true.
    It's cheap, it gets you ****ed up, a lot of black people drink it (please don't take this the wrong way) which means hipsters will love it.
    Pedal down the foot hills
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shortsocks View Post
    Mmm..never know when you're going to need jimmies. Question though. Is it worse to have you condoms in your back pocket for a prolonged period of time or in your spokes?

    "but baby, I swear I thought those condoms were good! They were just in my bike spokes for a few months in rain and summer heat! I swear."

    Next craigslist ad:

    Need to sell "fixie" to fund abortion. ASAP

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    "You can cheat death a thousand times, but death only has to win once."
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    when maneuvering at speed they feel just like your typical road bike on a country road.
    Quote Originally Posted by carleton View Post
    "Hey, a fixie!!"
    "tzzzzzzzzzzz...."
    "awwww."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philasteve View Post
    Lol!!! And a four loko in his water bottle holder woww.
    couple of those lokos and he might need/ not need those rubbers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cox View Post
    "You can cheat death a thousand times, but death only has to win once."
    Quote Originally Posted by 11.4 View Post
    when maneuvering at speed they feel just like your typical road bike on a country road.
    Quote Originally Posted by carleton View Post
    "Hey, a fixie!!"
    "tzzzzzzzzzzz...."
    "awwww."

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    I think it's funny how tiny his gearing is since Sacramento is flat as a pancake.

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    So you mean this isn't what riding is all about?

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