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    Wtf

    I was researching u-locks online trying to find a good deal. I came across a forum for bike-thieves. After reading through it for oh, I dunno, 20 seconds I rode straight to my lbs and picked up a kryptonite evo mini. These dudes are pieces of $***!

    http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=31758
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    wait, people actually steal bikes?

    locks aren't just for looks and for making my bag heavier? no wai!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cc700 View Post
    wait, people actually steal bikes?

    locks aren't just for looks and for making my bag heavier? no wai!
    Well yeah, I know.
    Its just kind of shocking to see a ****ing forum for it, ya know?

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    its a thread in a forum labeled "bad ideas." what did you expect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by erpdat View Post
    Well yeah, I know.
    Its just kind of shocking to see a ****ing forum for it, ya know?
    i guarantee that there is a forum for anything you can think of.

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    actually, reading bike thief forums is probably smart, not because i want to steal bikes, but to learn about what they look for.
    trust me, i have enough bikes as it is lol

    but from reading that small snipet, it seems the small time thieves definitely prefer cable locks.
    "Never argue with an idiot. He'll only bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience..."

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    **** In my experience whenever I carry them in my bag- even concealed everyone looks at me funny. When I just carry them in blind sight e.g. my hand no one gives a damn. I litreally just pulled up to a bike tied to a tree, cut the lock, put it in the back of my car and drove off.

    It's ****ing hilarious, whenever I try to be casual about it e.g. pull it out of my bag and do that **** I get the feeling everyones looking at me.

    ****ing society.
    From that thread...

    It's like his thought process is like "it's crazy when I'm out stealing bikes in public I feel like everyone is staring at me? The **** is wrong with people can't a guy just steal a bike without being stared at?" Honestly, this makes me assume all bike thieves have the social competence of an 5 year old.

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    That forum is awful. Did you see all the topics on how to kidnap people's pets and hold them for ransom? Disgusting people.

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    Wasn't that a movie? Except for ransom it was David Spade trying to get with some girl with an accent?

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    Wow...some seriously messed up forum...

    Quote Originally Posted by Some dude on that fourm
    i was wondering if you could use stolen credit cards for the following site??;
    Quote Originally Posted by Some *******...
    wants to kill his neighbor’s excessively barking dog in the least suspicious way. The idea would be to poison the dog with something that is poisonous to dogs but won’t make it look like the dog was purposely poisoned (so no burger dipped in antifreeze)

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    What the hell is wrong with people, to have complete disregard for not only another living creatures life, but someones pet. My childhood dog was poisoned with what I think was probably anti-freeze, I despise the human race.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danzaxbonanza View Post
    That forum is awful. Did you see all the topics on how to kidnap people's pets and hold them for ransom? Disgusting people.
    Check the one out about killing a neighbor's dog. Ideas range from kidnapping, vodka/chocolate poisoning, BB *** shooting, and putting fishing line in food in order to tie the dog's intestines. Seriously ****ed up forum.

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    More bull****....

    Quote Originally Posted by Same guy with stolen credit card
    how about setting up a website advertising cheap thai hookers that can fly over to your country?? we all know that they cost fokall to bonk, its easier than going to the thailand to **** em...just buy em a plane ticket over...and pay them for their services
    That collective of ******** who come up with ****ed up ideas are the worst ****ing scumbags ever.

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    those lowlifes. if you have to have hookers imported from ****in thailand you know that there must be something wrong with you
    Quote Originally Posted by Vixtor View Post
    Physics makes us all its b***ches.

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    It gets worse if you go back a couple more pages.

    Bunch of corrupted, greedy ****ers...

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    Goddamn, the forum for no good ********... just look at their screen names! "Scrapmetalforprofit"....

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    What a bunch of skeezers...

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    PLEASE tell me someone else saw this thread on that "Bad Ideas" forum and laughed as hard as I did:

    best way to deal drugs (dealing drugs with remote control helicopter)
    "get a remote control helicopter and tape the drug package to it.

    get a friend to drive your car while you fly the helicopter to the drug location drop off while you follow the helicopter with your car...

    ...this is full proof, all drug dealers should buy remote control helicopters."




    That is one of the funniest ****ing things I've ever heard. And the dude was being serious, he spends several more posts explaining the logistics of the whole thing. But seriously, if I could get weed by just shooting down remote control helicopters around town, I would be a happy man.

    But yeah, really messed up people on that forum, cheesy drug-dealing ideas aside.

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    yea i saw that too lol. My rc helicopter can barely carry a piece of paper

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    Quote Originally Posted by dsh View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fixedgear80 View Post
    once you go fixed.....
    ...you generally go back in like a year.
    http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ig_mercier.jpg http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ig_3rensho.jpg http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ig_peugeot.jpg

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    ^ that thing is so dope

    I'm gonna start a forum that discusses the best ways to f*** up bike thieves

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