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    Did an alleycat today

    Drunk as s*** right now. I won some ugly camo bar tape, an ugly lime green chain, and some socks.


    Sick story brah.

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    I did my first critical mass last night. We pissed a lot of motorists off.

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    There was c ritical mass today too but I didn't go. ef that noise. Most of them don't even care about bicycling, at least here in podunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixtor View Post
    I did my first critical mass last night. We pissed a lot of motorists off.

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    i touched a boob. it was epic.

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    Did an alley cat a couple months ago, was really fun and intense, best workout i've ever had. like an hour of pedalling as hard as I could.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philthy Bastard View Post
    i touched a boob. it was epic.
    just one

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    heard it was his own. threatened to kill himself if he ever tried to get smart with himself again.
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    Genius.
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    Save your dignity and go back to hopping curbs on your langster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avner View Post
    heard it was his own. threatened to kill himself if he ever tried to get smart with himself again.
    I LOL'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixtor View Post
    I did my first critical mass last night. We pissed a lot of motorists off.
    Are you from Modesto...

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    No, Vancouver BC. Was there mass in Modesto last night as well?

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    Yeah there was. I didn't go, but I was getting calls from people telling me "You better not be in the group of ****heads weaving through traffic, blowing through lights and spitting on cars."

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    We weren't like that at all, by pissing them off, I meant we basically took over the whole lane and cars were stuck behind us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixtor View Post


    We weren't like that at all, by pissing them off, I meant we basically took over the whole lane and cars were stuck behind us.
    Well then you're golden I mean, if there's no bike lane we get the car lanes right? But yeah, apparently here was a guy in the group who was being an idiot, and all the little middle school kids just decided that they were going to try to be cool too. The group actually got pulled over once or twice because so many people were calling the cops about them. My friends (the ones who see Critical Mass as a way to get people to become more bike aware) rode off in a different directions, but the other groups kept following them. I'm actually sort of glad I didn't go.

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    Mob mentality at work.
    What, Me Worry? - Alfred E. Neuman

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    middle schoolers at critical mass?

    of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xkillemallx16 View Post
    middle schoolers at critical mass?

    of course.
    Surprised you haven't seen it. I see 12 year olds at Crankmob down here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prind0 View Post
    My friends rode off in a different directions, but the other groups kept following them. I'm actually sort of glad I didn't go.
    I once left a CM ride to go home and the whole ride followed me. Hey, thats CM there is no route
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    did they come into your house looking for pbr?

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    Quote Originally Posted by carleton View Post
    Uh oh, was it me?

    Quote Originally Posted by prind0 View Post
    Well then you're golden I mean, if there's no bike lane we get the car lanes right? But yeah, apparently here was a guy in the group who was being an idiot, and all the little middle school kids just decided that they were going to try to be cool too. The group actually got pulled over once or twice because so many people were calling the cops about them. My friends (the ones who see Critical Mass as a way to get people to become more bike aware) rode off in a different directions, but the other groups kept following them. I'm actually sort of glad I didn't go.
    We had cops along the way, so we can't really do anything too extreme. Yea, masses generally doesn't give a good impression to other people but it is a way to raise awareness about it. I'm not going to go any further...don't want to cause a commotion.

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    I'm drunk passing out Halloween candy...you know, critical matters.

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    I went to a critical mass ride last night for the first time, with 16 people... We still pissed a lot of people off though!

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    We don't really have CM here.

    We have the Tuesday Night Community Bike Ride. Usually around 300 people show up, every tuesday.

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