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Old 02-07-12, 11:32 PM
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Guys, what if...

What if Leader and Cinelli just sold 725s and MASHes complete?

Let's face it:

-Every properly built 725 and MASH looks the same.
-Every poorly built 725 and MASH looks ****ing atrocious.

So if they sold completes of proper builds, it would take a few things out of the equation and maybe there'd be less jack builds.

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Old 02-07-12, 11:33 PM
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i'm cc700 and i support this message.
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Okay, yeah, sure.

But then who would we make fun of?!
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Because if they did people would complain that they don't want a bike like everyone else. Then they'd strip them down and do jackass things to them.

THIS was a stock complete Pista Concept in 2005:


Exact same stock bike with bullhorns for comfort (actually my old bike):




Which people didn't like...so they made these things:







So, see? There is no winning this.



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Old 02-08-12, 12:02 AM
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that mention is an unmentionable.
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Old 02-08-12, 12:31 AM
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Paging muckycharlie...
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seriously i liked it better when the jackassery was of the jackass's own creation.

when you have framesets it creates more jackassery because people are like "oh, 800, i can just stick to a budget for the parts and it will turn out awesome!"

fail. inevitable fail.
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Sugino 75s replaced by Messengers? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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But if they strip them down that means we can buy striped items from inept jackasses for less money...soooo...
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Not going to lie, I like this color scheme, but it was poorly executed.
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Originally Posted by PluperfectArson
Not going to lie, I like this color scheme, but it was poorly executed.
The Paul cranks are enough to make me want to punch babies.
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"I'm gonna build a nice bike."

Step 1: Acquire a great frame.
Step 2: Google Search: Anodized Purple
...
Step n:

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I don't think there would be less jack builds. people who are going to throw risers and aerospokes on their aluminum track frames are going to do so regardless.
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I threw up a little bit.
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whats happening to me... the only photo i find not vomitable is the stock photo carleton posted. WHAT IS GOING ON
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If they started making complete versions of what should properly be a track bike, they'd end up looking like this:

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Originally Posted by muckymucky
im gonna go slit my bianchi wrist now. i HATE everything bianchiUSA does... are they just idiots?
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whats happening to me... the only photo i find not vomitable is the stock photo carleton posted. WHAT IS GOING ON
You are staying young while we get old and crotchety.
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Originally Posted by TejanoTrackie
If they started making complete versions of what should properly be a track bike, they'd end up looking like this:

Exactly. You can't trust their decision making either because they'll end up making them equally jackass-y because that's what's 'hot'. I'm thinking of that candy cane super pista right now
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Am I losing it when I get mad at Paul Components for creating an American made product I don't like?

Now to go burn down a church full of kittens.
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Paul is dumb for making those cranks. They don't look good on anything.
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in all fairness, it's that chainring that doesn't look good on anything.

they make good ones https://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/11...p_Crankset.JPG
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What is going on from the seat to the stays?
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Originally Posted by cc700
in all fairness, it's that chainring that doesn't look good on anything.

they make good ones https://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/11...p_Crankset.JPG
Okay, that's nice. See, so what that proves is they made the road version to just make kittehs victims.
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