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Old 03-14-12, 01:50 PM
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this thread hasn't seen such jackasss in a long time.

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Old 03-14-12, 02:21 PM
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dad always said bike don't go on trees















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Old 03-15-12, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Benson
It's physically impossible to ride that bike...unless he's Mr. Fantastic

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Old 03-15-12, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Benson
lol i would think becoming a parent would quell one's desire to be a "sweet fixay" hipster
"being a parent is so ironic"
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Old 03-15-12, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by carleton
It's physically impossible to ride that bike...unless he's Mr. Fantastic
He doesn't necessarily have to use the handlebars to steer. He can just use the child seat.
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Old 03-15-12, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Nagrom_
He doesn't necessarily have to use the handlebars to steer. He can just use the child's legs.
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Originally Posted by Nagrom_
He doesn't necessarily have to use the handlebars to steer. He can just use the child seat.
"Honey, can you lean left for daddy so we can make this corner? OK, now feather the brake a little bit. Thaaat's it."
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Old 03-15-12, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by carleton
"Honey, can you lean left for daddy so we can make this corner? OK, now feather the brake a little bit. Thaaat's it."
If there were brakes. Toddler on board? can't stop don't want to.
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hmm



ignoring the set up, dat frame
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Old 03-18-12, 01:11 AM
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if that bike was on a 20% grade it would look fine.
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Old 03-18-12, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Nagrom_
if that bike was on a 20% grade it would look fine.
Going uphill yeah.
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Old 03-18-12, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by acdronin
Going uphill yeah.
Probably would eat **** going downhill...
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Originally Posted by hairnet
hmm



ignoring the set up, dat frame
That bike is for these folks

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Old 03-18-12, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by hairnet
hmm



ignoring the set up, dat frame
Looks like something evilcryalotmore would ride and try passing off as some amazing "prototype".
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Old 03-18-12, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
Looks like something evilcryalotmore would ride and try passing off as some amazing "prototype".
Lol +1 does this have negative BB?
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Old 03-18-12, 08:30 AM
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isn't it an affinity lopro?
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Old 03-18-12, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 8bits
isn't it an affinity lopro?
you mean this one?

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Old 03-18-12, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by hmdns
you mean this one?

I LOL'd hard at this one; but then there's a part of me that wants to ride it!
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Old 03-19-12, 09:18 AM
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thats wonderful actually.
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Old 03-19-12, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Benson
I can't believe the f'ing idiot left his child, with NO helmet, strapped into the chair while the bike is leaned against a wall...to take a photo. The child is one head turn from toppling over.

This is beyond jackass.
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Originally Posted by hairnet
hmm



ignoring the set up, dat frame
lol do people with setups like this only ride <5 miles at a time? it's gotta feel like doing pushups to ride your bike.
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5 miles? I can't imagine riding 5 miles on that
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