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    Senior Member Capocaccia's Avatar
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    When someone yells at you from their car...



    borrowed from www.urbanvelo.com
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    They sell furniture too. ****ing posers.

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    Nice! I think I'm going to use the "cool story bro" slow clap from now on

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    I see a lot of hairy man-titty in angry motorists future.
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    Genius.
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    Save your dignity and go back to hopping curbs on your langster.
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    only thing cars are good for is hitting me

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    Tossing a cat.. that's my favorite one.

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    i usually just smile, wave and say hi like i know them- they usually get pretty confused.
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    dot org.

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    sɹɐʇsɟoןןnɟsʇıbɟɯo jdgesus's Avatar
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    moobs for teh win
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    crabon/campy/rapha/roadie-bro.

    next step is recumbent.




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    I will be using the "tail light is out" and getting a song stuck in their head from now...

    "love me, love me...say that you love me
    fool me, fool me. go.on. and fool me."

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    Oh come on, "This is the song that never ends
    yes, it goes on and on my friends,
    some people started singing it not know what it was
    but they'll continue singing it forever just because
    this is the song that never ends..."

    You don't **** with me or I'll get the lambchop song stuck in your head forever

    that or moobs ftmfw

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    sqrl moobs ftw

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    I like the slow clap. Many red light racers get it
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    I'd rather ride a greasy bowling ball than one of those things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bhop View Post
    tossing a cat.. That's my favorite one.
    not queso!
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    Genius.
    Quote Originally Posted by xkillemallx16 View Post
    Save your dignity and go back to hopping curbs on your langster.
    Quote Originally Posted by jdgesus View Post
    only thing cars are good for is hitting me

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    I tend to do the smile and wave. It's like mental judo.

    It's probably a good thing that they are generally going too fast for me to yell anything they'd be able to hear and understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrelli View Post
    sqrl moobs ftw

    Lawlz!
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    I killed my own pegasus and used its skin for my knickers.

    Then I weaved a silk jacket from the teet of a silksphinx that i raised from birth. it's waterproof as a mother****er and eats switzerland for breakfast.

    only cost me three fifty for needle and thread. 400 is crazy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post
    Man...lots of bickering and misunderstandings happening lately. I think winter's creeping in.

    I love you all like little brothers and sisters.

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    moobs or GTFO
    I am dyslexic so bear with my posts.... [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    There's a small flaw in the 10th panel - a lot of people don't think whether forced or not.

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    yeah thats the problem, thinking, it is a quality that comes very unnaturally to certain sections of the motoring community... namely new drivers, most women, taxi drivers, bus drivers, old people etc

    i find the friendly wave back with a smile on your face (especially as you pass them in traffic ) to be the best option
    Did you poop at that stop back there? I didn't pay $300 on brakes that save 150g to have you carrying around 600g of breakfast all day
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    Get a brake, hipster.

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    I'm not even just talking about the "motoring community". I'm talking about humans in general.

    There have been times when I've flown off the handle in the past but I try my hardest just to ignore people these days. Yell and honk at me all you want. What's that? Get on the sidewalk? Yeah, yeah...whatever you say.

    Riding a bike is something I find too enjoyable to be pissed all the time while I'm doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikZak View Post
    yeah thats the problem, thinking, it is a quality that comes very unnaturally to certain sections of the motoring community... namely new drivers, most women, taxi drivers, bus drivers, old people etc
    Sexist and ageist...

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    Glad to see this thread. On my ride home last night, a drunk passenger yelled, "Hey f***hole, get a car, you p***y."

    All I could think was that he's a coward and bigger wimp than me. It was 25F and raining. He took shelter in a car. I took on mother nature.
    Go bike yourself.

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    Where is the "throw your water bottle" panel?

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    I wave at people all the time! haha this is cool!

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    ...turn up your iPod.

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    don't ride with ipod turned up too high, need to hear road noise
    Did you poop at that stop back there? I didn't pay $300 on brakes that save 150g to have you carrying around 600g of breakfast all day
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    Get a brake, hipster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikZak View Post
    don't ride with ipod turned up too high, need to hear road noise
    Drop in, tune out, bro.

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