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If your bike was an animal...

Old 03-26-11, 01:12 PM
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If your bike was an animal...

I know Ive seen the "if your bike was a car" thread, but i cant remember if we had one regarding animals.


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Old 03-26-11, 01:28 PM
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Old 03-26-11, 01:39 PM
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Squirrel Threadnaught incoming...
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Old 03-26-11, 04:10 PM
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Old 03-26-11, 05:08 PM
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'cept with two horns.
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Old 03-26-11, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Squirrelli

'cept with two horns.


Would that be a duocorn?

So squirrel's
'cept also with wings

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Old 03-26-11, 08:17 PM
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so don't click if you're at work duh
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Old 03-26-11, 10:38 PM
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rainbow alcohol pig.
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It'll be a rabbit. As soon as I got it, it started to reproduce with my other bikes and I ended up with more of them. Damn things keep fornicating.
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Old 03-26-11, 11:47 PM
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It'd be a badassed Jujitsu squirrel, of course.

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Old 03-27-11, 12:09 AM
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Mine's some kind of mutant freak.


(not my drawing. Bigger version can be found here.)
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Originally Posted by ScottRock
wtf that was totally just jurassic park
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Originally Posted by cc700
nsfw
so don't click if you're at work duh
you stole my bike animal.
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Now look, here's a house full of bees.
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Liger!

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that's a pegacorn rb...
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I'm sticking to my assumption that ligers are not real. So I went with my real, actual favorite. Which my bike looks like, add glitter.
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My bike is a Narwhal!
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Originally Posted by rustybrown
I'm sticking to my assumption that ligers are not real. So I went with my real, actual favorite. Which my bike looks like, add glitter.
Ligers are real. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger
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rusty - do you think the world is flat too?
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