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    Senior Member zazenzach's Avatar
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    Can't stop laughing at this


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    Quote Originally Posted by zazenzach View Post
    Damn do not want especially if the owner weighs along the lines of
    I'm 8'5 350lbs, all muscle, so it rides a little small for me. It's also a fixed gear. shred

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    "no one is safe in a world where cobras have wings." cracking me up.

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    Great thread, WILL read again!
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    Totally ordered the silver one! Will look great with my scoliosis!
    http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/5190/p5140011.jpg

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    oh goodie. another fruity hipster meth head posting on craigslist.

    *yawn*
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    wonder if you get that magazine with the hot tennis girl on it if you buy

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    It's a shame Craigslist stopped the
    "Best of Craigslist posts".
    That ad is damn funny.

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    Senior Member Sherblock's Avatar
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    Gonna archive here, no pics though, it's just a Trek T1...

    "Holy ****, boys! Is that a ****ing Trek T1 Fixie? Uh yeah, you can bet every last one of your ass hairs it is. You're all "I'm not a trek guy" well check it out, dude. Remember that part in Terminator 2 at the end where Arnold is all "now i know why you cry?" and they lower is ass into a caldron of molten metal? Well this frame is made out of that metal. Its a (whatever that caldron was filled with)/terminator/human and terminator tear alloy. That may or may not be true. Who knows where or how metal is made any way? No one. What I do know is this ****ing cock sucker has custom DT swiss RR 1.2 rims laced to Paul high flange hubs. They were meticulously crafted by Carl Weathers (the buff black guy that gets his arm blown off at the end of predator). "What kind of cranks does it have?" Who ****ing cares? You do, and so do I. That's why I put a 49t Sugino 75 on there. Don't have legs? That's ok... Actually it's not. Go **** yourself you legless ****. But there is hella more tight **** on this bike. Like a bladed carbon Felt seat post and Specialized Roman saddle which is hella comfortable. When I'm not riding, I mount my Roman saddle on a pole in my living room and post up in front of my TV, flip it to the hallmark channel, and watch hours of Golden Girls marathons. That's real talk, my goose babies. So that's probably all the cool **** on this bike, right? ****ing dead mother ****ing wrong. There's also Profile design cobra wing handle bars. Just take a second to think about that. A cobra with wings. No one is safe in a world where cobras have wings. raining venom from above. That is a harsh reality, man. Fortunately for the entire world this isn't a literal cobra with wings, instead it's the sickest possible bar that you could put on a modern style fixie. I digress, because there is other bull**** to talk about on this bike. There is a cane creek headset, Soma pedals with leather straps(I think it's panther leather, but can't confirm), and a SRAM gold chain. The gold chain is tight because if you are the kind of ******* that likes wearing gold chains you can just take this off your bike and throw it around your neck, put some sunglasses on indoors and *boom* you're set. You should wash the grease off first though, otherwise you'll stain your Ed Hardy shirt, we all know what a bumout that is. So if you like hella awesome ****, this bike is probably for you. Oh yeah, It's a 56cm. I'm 8'5 350lbs, all muscle, so it rides a little small for me. It's also a fixed gear. shred "


    And then the tags -

    "Tags: Jingle all the way, Terminator 1, 2, and 3 Last Action Hero, Predator, Total Recall, Twins, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Conan the Barbarian, Commando, The Running Man, The Eraser, Collateral Damage, Farts, Catfood, Get to the chopper!!!"

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    Brilliant! I didn't even read the tags. Also, thanks for posting the text Sherblock -It'd be a shame to lose that after 7 days...
    There's nothing for you to see here...just move along, now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nycphotography View Post
    oh goodie. another fruity hipster meth head posting on craigslist.

    *yawn*
    What does this even mean?

    People's misuse of the term "hipster" drives me nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by hairnet View Post
    It's a fixie, reasonablility was never a factor.
    My poser bike

    my non-poser bike?

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    Senior Member Sherblock's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by hamish5178 View Post
    What does this even mean?

    People's misuse of the term "hipster" drives me nuts.
    I'd agree, this is clearly someone just making a joke... anyone could have done it, he just chose a T1 as the subject.

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    Magnets, how do they work solipsist716's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by hamish5178 View Post
    People's misuse of the term "hipster" drives me nuts.
    This.
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    How do i tweak my brakes so it will be good for skidding?
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    As Minchin said, praying before a sporting event and winning does not mean that god took time out from torturing and killing babies in Africa to ensure your team's win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nycphotography View Post
    oh goodie. another fruity hipster meth head posting on craigslist.

    *yawn*
    Oh great. Another truly awesome individual who knows everything posting on BikeForums.

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    wow that was hilarious. will read again A+

    the ending with the ed hardy stuff was great

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    didn't think so but, maybe i am a trek guy...

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