Joseph Gordon Levitt rides fixies
09-16-11, 12:11 PM
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Because of the quick cutty scenes I initially thought that was Jessica Alba. While I'm glad it's instead the chick from Heroes, that doesn't ease my concern too much. This really is the trend breaking-point, huh?
Hate aside, I'll probably see it opening weekend for some Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Hate aside, I'll probably see it opening weekend for some Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
09-16-11, 12:38 PM
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Theoretical spoiler alert:
yeah, so... someone trys to rat out shady police, has evidence they need to get to a particular person, tells that person of the drop at a particular time through a messenger, messenger gets intercepted by bad cops, girlfriend tries to help him, he picks up evidence since he can't deliver to intended recipient, cops nab girlfriend, big showdown warehouse scene with super fgfs tricks/escapes/fights, and because JGL and his girlfriend are so awesome at bikes they end up getting the evidence to where it needs to go and somehow defeat the whole crooked police force.
i'm thinking 13 blocks but less older stud actor bromance and more young hot actor OMGFIXAYS. still new york, still crooked cop story, still a "oops i stumbled on this ****ty situation and now i'm in the middle of it, so i may as well do the right thing and be the hero and solve the situation because i'm the protagonist" story.
or maybe i just have seen 13 blocks too much. but certainly since he gets hit before 7 and is on a hospital bed and you later see him picking up the dropped backpack, it would make sense.
Seems like it will be bad but obviously i too will end up seeing it just for sweet fixay trix.
yeah, so... someone trys to rat out shady police, has evidence they need to get to a particular person, tells that person of the drop at a particular time through a messenger, messenger gets intercepted by bad cops, girlfriend tries to help him, he picks up evidence since he can't deliver to intended recipient, cops nab girlfriend, big showdown warehouse scene with super fgfs tricks/escapes/fights, and because JGL and his girlfriend are so awesome at bikes they end up getting the evidence to where it needs to go and somehow defeat the whole crooked police force.
i'm thinking 13 blocks but less older stud actor bromance and more young hot actor OMGFIXAYS. still new york, still crooked cop story, still a "oops i stumbled on this ****ty situation and now i'm in the middle of it, so i may as well do the right thing and be the hero and solve the situation because i'm the protagonist" story.
or maybe i just have seen 13 blocks too much. but certainly since he gets hit before 7 and is on a hospital bed and you later see him picking up the dropped backpack, it would make sense.
Seems like it will be bad but obviously i too will end up seeing it just for sweet fixay trix.
09-16-11, 05:50 PM
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i'll probably watch this turd with the wife[bike chase scenes for me, that dude for her] but anyone whining that this film is going to 'ruin the scene' or whatever was late to the party in the first place. just ride your goddamn bikes whiners.
09-16-11, 05:52 PM
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yeah, so... someone trys to rat out shady police, has evidence they need to get to a particular person, tells that person of the drop at a particular time through a messenger, messenger gets intercepted by bad cops, girlfriend tries to help him, he picks up evidence since he can't deliver to intended recipient, cops nab girlfriend, big showdown warehouse scene with super fgfs tricks/escapes/fights, and because JGL and his girlfriend are so awesome at bikes they end up getting the evidence to where it needs to go and somehow defeat the whole crooked police force.
i'm thinking 13 blocks but less older stud actor bromance and more young hot actor OMGFIXAYS. still new york, still crooked cop story, still a "oops i stumbled on this ****ty situation and now i'm in the middle of it, so i may as well do the right thing and be the hero and solve the situation because i'm the protagonist" story.
i'd bet you are pretty close with that.
09-16-11, 05:59 PM
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"No brakes, can't stop....Don't want to either." = " I live my life a quarter mile at a time." haha
09-16-11, 06:32 PM
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Painfully average.
HEADLINING NEWS:
"A 17 year old boy speeding through a packed intersection on his bicycle has been the cause of a major pile up resulting in 3 hours worth of traffic due to running three consecutive red lights. He has escaped with a minor concussion and has been interviewed post incident. He had this to say while on the stretcher:"
"...No brakes, can't stop....Don't want to either."
"A 17 year old boy speeding through a packed intersection on his bicycle has been the cause of a major pile up resulting in 3 hours worth of traffic due to running three consecutive red lights. He has escaped with a minor concussion and has been interviewed post incident. He had this to say while on the stretcher:"
"...No brakes, can't stop....Don't want to either."
