Need a good fixie slogan
12-02-04, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ostro
chicks dig fixed guys
guys dig fixed chicks
chicks dig fixed chicks
guys dig fixed guys
ambiguously gendered dig fixed ambiguously gendered
people dig fixed people
or....
fix yourself before you wreck yourself
go fix yourself
Voltron rode fixed
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12-02-04, 10:47 AM
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fix me up some pie
I'm fixin' ta ________. (go to work, race you, live)?
I'm fixin' ta ________. (go to work, race you, live)?
12-02-04, 11:04 AM
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Silly rabbit, Fix are for skids!
My skidmarks don't involve poop.
Do you have an oral FIXation?
WARNING: Rider is asFIXiated.
My skidmarks don't involve poop.
Do you have an oral FIXation?
WARNING: Rider is asFIXiated.
12-02-04, 11:09 AM
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what about:
"I HAVE NO BRAKES! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!1!"
kind of like the stash pocket one, though, most wouldn't get the irony.
"I HAVE NO BRAKES! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!1!"
kind of like the stash pocket one, though, most wouldn't get the irony.
12-02-04, 02:03 PM
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Fixin' For A Ride
12-02-04, 06:31 PM
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I fixed your daughter
my friend fixed me
i can fix your bike
riding a fixed gear can improve your sex life
my friend fixed me
i can fix your bike
riding a fixed gear can improve your sex life
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12-02-04, 07:31 PM
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Einstein Rode Fixed
or
a picture of snoop dogg and a caption that says "It's a fiznixxie biznitch"
or
a picture of snoop dogg and a caption that says "It's a fiznixxie biznitch"
12-02-04, 08:20 PM
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First one I've seen that isn't stupid and self-congratulatory.
Sorry... been drinking and feeling ornery.
Sorry... been drinking and feeling ornery.
12-02-04, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by bostontrevor
First one I've seen that isn't stupid and self-congratulatory.
12-02-04, 08:28 PM
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consistent inconsistency
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"get off the f*ckin' internet and ride your f*uckin' bike you stupid f*ckin' f*ck"
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12-02-04, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by bostontrevor
First one I've seen that isn't stupid and self-congratulatory.
Sorry... been drinking and feeling ornery.
Sorry... been drinking and feeling ornery.
12-02-04, 08:42 PM
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a single speed gang I was involved with for a bit had the slogan of "if it's fixed brake it" and we'd throw drink coasters at kids on fixed gears. ahhh good times, ha and now I'm peicing together an IRO fixed....
12-03-04, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
"if it's fixed brake it"
12-04-04, 08:04 AM
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what about boston trevors: riding fixed makes you a better lover (or summat on those lines)
12-04-04, 08:12 AM
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Got yer fix?
12-04-04, 09:23 AM
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I will make no claim to that slogan. In fact, the only other post I made in this thread was rude and inflammatory.
12-04-04, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Rowan
Not fixed, not interested
Originally Posted by salmonchild
what about boston trevors: riding fixed makes you a better lover (or summat on those lines)
Yeah, it doesn't coast. It goes backwards. Why is that weird?
12-04-04, 12:08 PM
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"No Fat Chicks"