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    Senior Member Rancid's Avatar
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    Need a good fixie slogan

    I am hoping for a few good fixie/track slogans to slap on some t-shirts down here. Anyone have any good ideas for some?

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    Blood makes the grass grow
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    Hahahahahaha or lean mean fixie machine. although Rancid's in the Navy. I forgot thier slogan.
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    If it ain't fixed, its _ucked.
    *insert your favorite letter* i like 'F'

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    Both me and my cat are fixed
    "Somewhere in the world, someone is quoting something you don't even remember saying."

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    Rancid - you a Corpsman?

    I thought the Navy slogan was, "What do you want for dinner?"

    Ask Karstens...he'll know it.
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    How about...

    "I'm fixed. Wanna have sex?"
    "If it ain't fixed, whatcha waitin for?"
    "Itchin' for a fixin'"
    "I can stop within 30 feet on dry, flat pavement... without brakes!"
    "If you can pedal backwards, you're allright with me"
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    Quote Originally Posted by [165]
    Rancid - you a Corpsman?

    I thought the Navy slogan was, "What do you want for dinner?"

    Ask Karstens...he'll know it.
    I am the definition of a Devil Squid. I am an Aviation electrician enlisted in the navy attached to a marine command. I wear utilities and cammies. I have performed in rifle drills. I have my grey belt. I take marine PFTs and Navy PRTs. I am rifle qual'ed. I am one confused service member.

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    put that on a t-shirt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by progre-ss
    How about...

    "I'm fixed. Wanna have sex?"
    "If it ain't fixed, whatcha waitin for?"
    "Itchin' for a fixin'"
    "I can stop within 30 feet on dry, flat pavement... without brakes!"
    "If you can pedal backwards, you're allright with me"
    the legal slogan made me laugh out loud in the computer lab.

    'Fun means something that makes you feel good. Someone who likes movies might watch a movie for fun. Games are also a way to have fun. Most people like to have fun. [citation needed]' -simple.wikipedia.

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    This one is guaranteed to win hearts and minds:
    What are you looking at? (front)
    Yeah, no gears or brakes. Now go F yourself. (back)
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    Quote Originally Posted by [165]
    This one is guaranteed to win hearts and minds:
    What are you looking at? (front)
    Yeah, no gears or brakes. Now go F yourself. (back)
    We have a winner!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by progre-ss
    How about...

    "I'm fixed. Wanna have sex?"
    "If it ain't fixed, whatcha waitin for?"
    "Itchin' for a fixin'"
    "I can stop within 30 feet on dry, flat pavement... without brakes!"
    "If you can pedal backwards, you're allright with me"
    Awesome. all of then.

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    My cog is smaller then yours

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    One mans trash is another mans fixie
    Your bike is broken
    I am not a shifty cyclist
    your bike is shifty
    One gear to rule them all!
    You can have too many gears but never enough beers
    No gears, no brakes, no problem
    Ill fix it even if its not broken

    I would like a shirt!
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    I gave up gears, brakes and sanity and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
    Look Ma, no brakes!
    Do you believe in life after gears?
    Another lame excuse for a subculture...
    A picture of a gelded horses balls with a large rubber band around them, with the word FIXED stamped beneath.
    Any bootlegged images from the motion picture "Cannonball Run".
    A picture of Lance with the words HALF A FIXIE written below.
    A picture of Wilt Chamberlain with the words NOT FIXED written below
    That's the best I can do on short notice.

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    hang up your boots ostro's Avatar
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    the only thing im shifting is my nuts

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    Help control the bike population, have your bike fixed.

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    OOhRAh! Rancid.. You are not confused... You are one Devil SQUID!


    S/F,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rancid
    I am the definition of a Devil Squid. I am an Aviation electrician enlisted in the navy attached to a marine command. I wear utilities and cammies. I have performed in rifle drills. I have my grey belt. I take marine PFTs and Navy PRTs. I am rifle qual'ed. I am one confused service member.

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    Fixed, fast and fearless!

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    How about some more?

    "No Brakes=No Breaks"
    "Don't think. Feel"
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    Quote Originally Posted by progre-ss
    How about some more?

    "No Brakes=No Breaks"
    no fair stealing my sig. quote. I made it up all on my own.
    All the refrences to castration are making this a little male-centered.
    Although I have to say that the "my cog is smaller than yours" is pretty damn funny.
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    I will derive power from their cries of despair. My crank a speedy dervish, spinning and spinning through the darkest night that anyone with the audacity to try and suck my wheel will ever see...

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    Senior Member progre-ss's Avatar
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    My bad. I don't read sigs much. Although I've smoked my fair share of cigs. We can split the money that we're gonna get paid for the use of the slogan if it's chosen. Sound good? I'm sure we'll be able to buy some pie or something.
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    shiftless youth, shiftless bums, etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by trystero
    Help control the bike population, have your bike fixed.
    haha..my fav

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