Need a good fixie slogan
11-30-04, 04:17 PM
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Need a good fixie slogan
I am hoping for a few good fixie/track slogans to slap on some t-shirts down here. Anyone have any good ideas for some?
11-30-04, 04:45 PM
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Both me and my cat are fixed
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Rancid - you a Corpsman?
I thought the Navy slogan was, "What do you want for dinner?"
Ask Karstens...he'll know it.
I thought the Navy slogan was, "What do you want for dinner?"
Ask Karstens...he'll know it.
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How about...
"I'm fixed. Wanna have sex?"
"If it ain't fixed, whatcha waitin for?"
"Itchin' for a fixin'"
"I can stop within 30 feet on dry, flat pavement... without brakes!"
"If you can pedal backwards, you're allright with me"
"I'm fixed. Wanna have sex?"
"If it ain't fixed, whatcha waitin for?"
"Itchin' for a fixin'"
"I can stop within 30 feet on dry, flat pavement... without brakes!"
"If you can pedal backwards, you're allright with me"
11-30-04, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by [165]
Rancid - you a Corpsman?
I thought the Navy slogan was, "What do you want for dinner?"
Ask Karstens...he'll know it.
I thought the Navy slogan was, "What do you want for dinner?"
Ask Karstens...he'll know it.
11-30-04, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by progre-ss
How about...
"I'm fixed. Wanna have sex?"
"If it ain't fixed, whatcha waitin for?"
"Itchin' for a fixin'"
"I can stop within 30 feet on dry, flat pavement... without brakes!"
"If you can pedal backwards, you're allright with me"
"I'm fixed. Wanna have sex?"
"If it ain't fixed, whatcha waitin for?"
"Itchin' for a fixin'"
"I can stop within 30 feet on dry, flat pavement... without brakes!"
"If you can pedal backwards, you're allright with me"
11-30-04, 09:07 PM
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This one is guaranteed to win hearts and minds:
What are you looking at? (front)
Yeah, no gears or brakes. Now go F yourself. (back)
What are you looking at? (front)
Yeah, no gears or brakes. Now go F yourself. (back)
11-30-04, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by [165]
This one is guaranteed to win hearts and minds:
What are you looking at? (front)
Yeah, no gears or brakes. Now go F yourself. (back)
What are you looking at? (front)
Yeah, no gears or brakes. Now go F yourself. (back)
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Originally Posted by progre-ss
How about...
"I'm fixed. Wanna have sex?"
"If it ain't fixed, whatcha waitin for?"
"Itchin' for a fixin'"
"I can stop within 30 feet on dry, flat pavement... without brakes!"
"If you can pedal backwards, you're allright with me"
"I'm fixed. Wanna have sex?"
"If it ain't fixed, whatcha waitin for?"
"Itchin' for a fixin'"
"I can stop within 30 feet on dry, flat pavement... without brakes!"
"If you can pedal backwards, you're allright with me"
12-01-04, 12:32 AM
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My cog is smaller then yours
12-01-04, 12:39 AM
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One mans trash is another mans fixie
Your bike is broken
I am not a shifty cyclist
your bike is shifty
One gear to rule them all!
You can have too many gears but never enough beers
No gears, no brakes, no problem
Ill fix it even if its not broken
I would like a shirt!
Your bike is broken
I am not a shifty cyclist
your bike is shifty
One gear to rule them all!
You can have too many gears but never enough beers
No gears, no brakes, no problem
Ill fix it even if its not broken
I would like a shirt!
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12-01-04, 12:55 AM
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I gave up gears, brakes and sanity and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Look Ma, no brakes!
Do you believe in life after gears?
Another lame excuse for a subculture...
A picture of a gelded horses balls with a large rubber band around them, with the word FIXED stamped beneath.
Any bootlegged images from the motion picture "Cannonball Run".
A picture of Lance with the words HALF A FIXIE written below.
A picture of Wilt Chamberlain with the words NOT FIXED written below
That's the best I can do on short notice.
Look Ma, no brakes!
Do you believe in life after gears?
Another lame excuse for a subculture...
A picture of a gelded horses balls with a large rubber band around them, with the word FIXED stamped beneath.
Any bootlegged images from the motion picture "Cannonball Run".
A picture of Lance with the words HALF A FIXIE written below.
A picture of Wilt Chamberlain with the words NOT FIXED written below
That's the best I can do on short notice.
12-01-04, 12:59 AM
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the only thing im shifting is my nuts
12-01-04, 03:06 AM
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Help control the bike population, have your bike fixed.
12-01-04, 03:26 AM
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OOhRAh! Rancid.. You are not confused... You are one Devil SQUID!
S/F,
CEYA!
Proud GRUNT!
S/F,
CEYA!
Proud GRUNT!
Originally Posted by Rancid
I am the definition of a Devil Squid. I am an Aviation electrician enlisted in the navy attached to a marine command. I wear utilities and cammies. I have performed in rifle drills. I have my grey belt. I take marine PFTs and Navy PRTs. I am rifle qual'ed. I am one confused service member.
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Fixed, fast and fearless!
12-01-04, 12:10 PM
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How about some more?
"No Brakes=No Breaks"
"Don't think. Feel"
"No Brakes=No Breaks"
"Don't think. Feel"
12-01-04, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by progre-ss
How about some more?
"No Brakes=No Breaks"
"No Brakes=No Breaks"
All the refrences to castration are making this a little male-centered.
Although I have to say that the "my cog is smaller than yours" is pretty damn funny.
12-01-04, 02:03 PM
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My bad. I don't read sigs much. Although I've smoked my fair share of cigs. We can split the money that we're gonna get paid for the use of the slogan if it's chosen. Sound good? I'm sure we'll be able to buy some pie or something.
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Originally Posted by trystero
Help control the bike population, have your bike fixed.
