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    Blaster of Reality Scrodzilla's Avatar
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    Cannondale TARCK 1000

    Yes, you read the title correctly, Cannondale is remaking their classic track bike and calling it the TARCK 1000. What a bummer.

    Yes, I stole this image from our buddy Prolly:



    No, I won't link to his site.

    I'm hoping it's a joke.

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    "I fought them on the name... whatever. I'm making like $10,000 on this." - John "Prolly" Watson

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    Obvious bro has mastered zen of fixie gear riding. Really feel the road, snow and black ice included, while clenching NJS steel betwixt his 510-laden staunches. He hovers over any potential obstacles like an urban Jesus, performing miracles of barspinnnz and no-handsies skiddz for the non-believers. That spoke card is actually a pamphlet inscribed with the Word, tentatively awaiting passage to the newest disciple.

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    just checked his site....it's a joke right?

    please?

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    Color, Prolly Purple? What. the. fuuuuuuuuuuu.
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    [link removed]

    It was a joke.
    Last edited by hadeone; 12-01-11 at 06:23 PM.

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    Senior Member RGNY's Avatar
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    thought so. oh thank Jehovah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadeone View Post
    It was a joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thou who shall not be named
    I thought it'd be funny to play a little joke on the internet today. Here's the real ad from the 90's that Cannondale used to promote their Track 1000 track bike. Classics should stay classic...
    Exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by homebrewk View Post
    Why not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadeone View Post
    Why not?
    Just fooling around. Pretty much all of us hate Prolly.

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    will i get **** if i ask what prolly has done to offend?

    jus wonderin

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    Quote Originally Posted by homebrewk View Post
    Just fooling around. Pretty much all of us hate Prolly.
    Gotcha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decepticondc5 View Post
    will i get **** if i ask what prolly has done to offend?
    Yes.

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    jus wonderin
    He's just an all around ******.

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    I knew it was a joke. I just wanted to get you guys all riled up.

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    but think of the hipster tax profit!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post
    I knew it was a joke. I just wanted to get you guys all riled up.
    I still want H+son to make their version of the frame.

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    There's always this.

    Last edited by Scrodzilla; 12-02-11 at 09:36 AM.

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    ^ That actually looks like a decent deal. I'm not sure the fork they're showing works, though.

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    Blaster of Reality Scrodzilla's Avatar
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    It's available as a frameset. Why wouldn't it?

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    I'm sure it works mechanically, I just mean a lugged steel, flat-crown looks a little out of place on a smooth aluminum frame.

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    You mean like on the original Cannondale Track?



    I'm 99.999999999999999999999% certain that's the look they were going for.

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    Haha, that's true. Still--I'm putting a fiber fork on my Superb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisJauntyGent View Post
    The stories about the smell are absolutely true: straight elephant dick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by homebrewk View Post
    Yes.



    He's just an all around ******.
    So it's not ok to post a link to his blog, but it's ok to recycle jokes from his blog?

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