mmmn Hind stash pockeet shorts.. from nashbar.com:
"Hey, stash this! This great 8-panel short features Hind’s Hydrator™ chamois pad insert for exceptional moisture transfer and protection. Now that stash thing. Hind has put a small unobtrusive ‘stash’ pocket (get it?) on either side perfect for holding your favorite energy bar or gel. Convenient. Out-of-the-way. Cool."