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    You can read all about it, see the guts, and watch a nice video at Kickstarter where they are seeking funding. Look at all that ground clearence with no chainrings. I like the gearbox, but I'd prefer an exterior chain.

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    Has this one ever been posted? It takes a few minutes to see all the trinkets. Oh my.








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    Quote Originally Posted by SquidPuppet View Post
    Cheapa$$ drunken porn.

    Sweet - 19 year old me is ashamed he never thought of that.

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    How about more bikes and you go cry somewhere else.
    But I like crying HERE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaggieJayne View Post
    u mad bro?


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    thanckx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jhess74 View Post
    Sweet - 19 year old me is ashamed he never thought of that.
    17 year old me DID think of that. The cops at the park on 4th of July didn't think it was cool though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SquidPuppet View Post
    17 year old me DID think of that. The cops at the park on 4th of July didn't think it was cool though.
    MOD EDIT: No swear words in pictures please.
    Last edited by Leukybear; 07-18-14 at 03:48 PM.
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    back to SS/FG bikes
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0urt View Post
    This would be that weird porn. Like the bike equivilent of two girls one cup, or defacation porn, or urination porn, or vomit porn....sorry to bring up an old pic lol.
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    Seriously, I wouldn't trust it at all.

    phatomfingers would be interested in this.

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    nah, sounds about right
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    rule #64 , if it exists, theres porn for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mumonkan View Post
    rule #64 , if it exists, theres porn for it.
    *34

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    unfortunate. but true.
    and the second you think of it, there is porn for it.
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    how to tape your bars http://www.flickr.com/photos/89572419@N00/sets/72157629279270681/

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    not usually into murdered out bikes but dat boi stylin doe

    how the **** do they keep a basketball from landing on the track, are they seriously playing a game at the same time? is there a net or some ****?

    edit i THINK i see a net tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by c0urt View Post
    But wait....this is like normal? How would this be classified as porn? Unless virgin eyes are over sensitive to what would to other desensitized eyes be normal and non-exhilirating as opposed much more intense and extreme porn.......
    Quote Originally Posted by Vixtor View Post
    Seriously, I wouldn't trust it at all.

    phatomfingers would be interested in this.

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    seeing to see a track bike bike used for its intended purpose,
    is getting to be like common sense, something you just never see these days
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    Quote Originally Posted by bro View Post
    not usually into murdered out bikes but dat boi stylin doe

    how the **** do they keep a basketball from landing on the track, are they seriously playing a game at the same time? is there a net or some ****?

    edit i THINK i see a net tho
    It's the ADT center.

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    I thought this thread jumped the shark several times a while back. But now...getting beyond guns & such, its recent reopening has given us derailer mountain & tandem bikes, a 40, a kickstarter multi-gear creation, derailer road bikes, a jackass ss(?) bike, not to mention a run-of-the-mill track bike. Jeebus - its only gotten worse???

    So I can only hope that my potato pic of this 1940’s Paramount track bike that my favorite bike shop had hanging there for years & just sold for an ungodly amount, and is likely the closest i will ever be to bike pr0n in person, helps get this thread back on track...



    Mods...this is the SS/FG forum, right? Could you plz require that posts in this thread actually be SS/FG pr0n?
    Last edited by IAmSam; 07-21-14 at 04:23 PM. Reason: ooops...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SquidPuppet View Post
    I would hate to be the guy in the back.

    Sniffing butt crack is not my idea of fun.

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    You never know until you try.
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    thanckx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seau grateau View Post
    You never know until you try.
    Yeah! It would depend on who the pilot was.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SquidPuppet View Post
    Yeah! It would depend on who the pilot was.

    Awww damn Orbea Orca <3

    What woman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SquidPuppet View Post
    Yeah! It would depend on who the pilot was.

    Then in this case, I'd patent a tandem bike where the rider in front faces you and leans back into the handlebars... cuz either way I'd prefer not to sniff butt crack other way around isn't horribly bad i guess.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vixtor View Post
    Seriously, I wouldn't trust it at all.

    phatomfingers would be interested in this.

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    Tandem Jargon and useless Trivia: the person in the front is called the Captain, the one in the back is called the stoker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmSam View Post
    Mods...this is the SS/FG forum, right? Could you plz require that posts in this thread actually be SS/FG pr0n?
    You forgot how this forum has a strong social culture, much like the 41 does, and so people like to share things beyond the confines of SS/FG. Why do you think the Today I:, What are you drinking, What are you listening to, and geared bikes threads exist. There is much bike porn to stare at with shame and desperation.
    Last edited by hairnet; 07-23-14 at 11:16 PM. Reason: fat fingers and phones
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    I'd rather ride a greasy bowling ball than one of those things.
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