I'm sorry for being such a childish jerk in your forum. I realize now that I was being very rude and immature. Do you think you guys could please give me one more chance? I promise to be respectful and chill. I also promise not to ask so many stupid questions and to use the search feature and google for my basic questions instead of bothering you folks with them. I would really appreciate it and if I step out of line even just a little bit you can banish me for good.
Please give me a 2nd chance. I didn't realize how tight of a ship you guys run over here. I've read the rules and I will definitely obey them this time around (if you'll have me). I sincerely appreciate and value the wealth of information and experience these forums have to offer and I feel like an ass for disrespecting you all.
Whatever you decide, thanks for your time everyone. Peace.
PS- @SpoonRobot, sorry for losing my cool and insulting your mum. Obviously I've never met her and I'm sure she's a lovely lady. I'm sincerely sorry for resorting to such childish antics.