MC with the cops who arrested 50 cyclists last nite
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MC with the cops who arrested 50 cyclists last nite
i thank you so much for keeping our city so safe! i mean, i was terrified before, walking around, of various cyclists of all ages and races biking around in clown outfits, on unicycles, and in suits and various street clothes. now you have made the town safe for me! i am also indebted to you for keeping your polluting cars on idle the whole night while we tried to promote, vainly i suppose, a culture where we can live with sustainable energy and prevent things like the pollution that is giving your kids asthma, and help people to stay in shape and fight our encroaching obesity epidemic.
yes, i thank you for repeatedly breaking your obviously false motto of "courtesy, professionalism and respect" to enforce, randomly i might add, laws that break apart our city, not bring it together. and finally, a big, hearty thank you for parking in the bike lanes while you were arresting people, an irony that i'm sure will be lost on your small, pig-headed, order-subservient minds.
congratulations, you are such an asset to our city!
yes, i thank you for repeatedly breaking your obviously false motto of "courtesy, professionalism and respect" to enforce, randomly i might add, laws that break apart our city, not bring it together. and finally, a big, hearty thank you for parking in the bike lanes while you were arresting people, an irony that i'm sure will be lost on your small, pig-headed, order-subservient minds.
congratulations, you are such an asset to our city!
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i was specifically targeted bc of my lack of a derailleur. i had em convinced about my coaster brake tho, thats for sure.
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Originally Posted by fixedfiend
not to rain on anyone's CM parade, but, what does this really have to do with Single Speeds or Fixed Gears?
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Originally Posted by dirty cookie
i was specifically targeted bc of my lack of a derailleur. i had em convinced about my coaster brake tho, thats for sure.
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Originally Posted by LV2TNDM
Isn't it obvious? The cops were "fixin'" to arrest some renegade cyclists!
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damned ossifers. the ny ride was mad fun.
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