Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 77

Thread: Owww

  1. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Cleveland, OH
    My Bikes
    2004 Trek 4600, 1980's Univega Supra Sport, 2006 Lemond Reno
    Posts
    2,287
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Owww

    So, after a fresh dusting of snow slicked up the streets a little, I felt the urge to see how far I can skid. After doing about 5 skids of about 100 feet each, I let my hands off of the bars. This felt pretty cool, so I wanted to try it going down a road through campus. So, I get to about 15 mph going down a slight grade, and slam back hard, starting the skid. I moved my legs up to hold the bars, and slowly let my hands go. This is when things went bad. The front wheel hit a bump, sending it into a wobble, and as I tried to recover, I was slammed to the ground. Now, let me further paint the picture here: My bars are set up so that if my thighs are holding them, the stem is holding my Mr. Dangles. On the way down, I crushed Mr. Dangles against a nice, cold piece of forged 6061 aluminum. I almost cried it hurt so bad, and had to check if they were ripped off in the process.

  2. #2
    idée fixée iamjberube's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    back of the house
    Posts
    629
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    ice those boys down.

  3. #3
    72 & Sunny adamkell's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Brooklyn
    My Bikes
    '93 Yamaguchi Pursuit track bike, Alan Super Record
    Posts
    1,103
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    ouch. I haven't drank enough liquid courage to ever try that.

    Did any poseurs see you and laugh?

  4. #4
    Traffic shark
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    California
    My Bikes
    2 fixies, 1 road, 29er in the works.
    Posts
    4,612
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Well, Mr. Dangles doesn't get much use anyway, so it's not that big of a deal.

    And if your lucky, perhaps he got stretched..
    Regards,
    William
    For the SD Crowd

    sdbikecommuter.com

    View from the handle bars:
    sdcyclist.blogspot.com

  5. #5
    consistent inconsistency habitus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    seattle
    Posts
    789
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    Well, Mr. Dangles doesn't get much use anyway, so it's not that big of a deal.

    And if your lucky, perhaps he got stretched..
    do you two know each other?
    every scar has a story

  6. #6
    Traffic shark
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    California
    My Bikes
    2 fixies, 1 road, 29er in the works.
    Posts
    4,612
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Nope.

    Just talking ****.
    Regards,
    William
    For the SD Crowd

    sdbikecommuter.com

    View from the handle bars:
    sdcyclist.blogspot.com

  7. #7
    troglodyte ryan_c's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    the tunnels
    My Bikes
    Soma DoubleCross, Surly Steamroller, various others
    Posts
    1,284
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    If you only almost cried, you didn't hit them very hard.

  8. #8
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Cleveland, OH
    My Bikes
    2004 Trek 4600, 1980's Univega Supra Sport, 2006 Lemond Reno
    Posts
    2,287
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Do you want me to try harder???? SHEESH!!

    Oh, and from what I can tell, Karsten, you're on a ship with a bunch of Navy boys, so I can only imagine how much "use" your Mr. Dangles sees...

  9. #9
    Banned.
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    4,418
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by trekkie820
    Do you want me to try harder???? SHEESH!!

    Oh, and from what I can tell, Karsten, you're on a ship with a bunch of Navy boys, so I can only imagine how much "use" your Mr. Dangles sees...
    hahaha he got you, Mr. Karsten..

  10. #10
    Forum Admin lotek's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    n.w. superdrome
    My Bikes
    1 trek, serotta, rih, de Reus, Pogliaghi and finally a Zieleman! and got a DeRosa
    Posts
    17,623
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by iamjberube
    ice those boys down.
    I think he already tried that
    Sono più lento di quel che sembra.
    Odio la gente, tutti.

    Are you a registered member? Why not? click here to register. Its free, and only takes 27 seconds!
    Want to upgrade your membership? Click Here.

  11. #11
    Beausage is Beautiful Fugazi Dave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Chicago, IL
    My Bikes
    2006 Langster, which I actually like.
    Posts
    5,456
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Just so long as he doesn't put icy-hot on 'em. Bad news, I tell you....bad news...

  12. #12
    idée fixée iamjberube's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    back of the house
    Posts
    629
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by lotek
    I think he already tried that
    true, true. maybe try a massage then?

  13. #13
    Traffic shark
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    California
    My Bikes
    2 fixies, 1 road, 29er in the works.
    Posts
    4,612
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by trekkie820
    Oh, and from what I can tell, Karsten, you're on a ship with a bunch of Navy boys, so I can only imagine how much "use" your Mr. Dangles sees...

    Being that I'm married, it doesn't get much use. But be that as it may, this "ship" actually has a 35/65 split of female to male ratio. So, once we pull in, there is always the possiblity of.. you know.. what you wack off about in your room with your ****ty roommate..
    Regards,
    William
    For the SD Crowd

    sdbikecommuter.com

    View from the handle bars:
    sdcyclist.blogspot.com

  14. #14
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Cleveland, OH
    My Bikes
    2004 Trek 4600, 1980's Univega Supra Sport, 2006 Lemond Reno
    Posts
    2,287
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    not a bad comeback, sir...not bad at all. But, we need to make sure that we realize that 50% of women that join the Navy are lesbians, and the other 50% are lying. So that pretty much leaves you wacking off to pictures of the XO.

  15. #15
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    by a big river
    Posts
    2,459
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Aluminum? DORK! just kidding.

  16. #16
    consistent inconsistency habitus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    seattle
    Posts
    789
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by trekkie820
    But, we need to make sure that we realize that 50% of women that join the Navy are lesbians, and the other 50% are lying. So that pretty much leaves you wacking off to pictures of the XO.
    huh?
    every scar has a story

  17. #17
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Cleveland, OH
    My Bikes
    2004 Trek 4600, 1980's Univega Supra Sport, 2006 Lemond Reno
    Posts
    2,287
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    which part was hard to understand? (XO=Executive officer + Females in the Navy=lesbians=no male scoring=males wacking off to pictures of the XO)=talking ****

  18. #18
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Cleveland, OH
    My Bikes
    2004 Trek 4600, 1980's Univega Supra Sport, 2006 Lemond Reno
    Posts
    2,287
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Thanks, Dad, I'll bear that in mind.

  19. #19
    Traffic shark
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    California
    My Bikes
    2 fixies, 1 road, 29er in the works.
    Posts
    4,612
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by trekkie820
    not a bad comeback, sir...not bad at all. But, we need to make sure that we realize that 50% of women that join the Navy are lesbians, and the other 50% are lying. So that pretty much leaves you wacking off to pictures of the XO.
    First of all, I'm enlisted, so calling me sir.. not really there.

    But you need to realize one thing. You and I can make jokes. But if you want to call 50% of the women on this ship Lesbians: you're gonna need a whole lotta protection from said pissed off women. And talk all the **** you want, but you don't have the grapes to take on them. In fact, I tell you what, I don't have the grapes to tell them you said it. AND... I don't have an XO, not even a "second in charge officer" that could be accurately described as an XO. And if you've seen the XO of the ship I'm riding.. even you in your convulted fantasy wouldn't put anyone in that posistion. XO's are by nature, scary frightening people who yell, scream and murder. One day you're a nice loving decent person, then, you're XO. It's magical, really. Because once you're done being XO, you turn back into a loving, decent person. Some sort of school you get on the way.

    Beside, it's not wacking off. It's making shower babies. Get it strait. Now, go back to *****ing about how you hate your classes your mum and dad are paying for and *****ing about your room mate's smoking habits and whining about your girlfriends grandmother...

    and lay off the twinkies, ok?

    And if you're so smart, give me

    antonyms for unqualified (needs to be 6 letter word that ends with t), and everlastingly (needs to be 11 letter word that starts with n, 7th letter is a, and last two letters are ly).
    Regards,
    William
    For the SD Crowd

    sdbikecommuter.com

    View from the handle bars:
    sdcyclist.blogspot.com

  20. #20
    consistent inconsistency habitus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    seattle
    Posts
    789
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by trekkie820
    which part was hard to understand? (XO=Executive officer + Females in the Navy=lesbians=no male scoring=males wacking off to pictures of the XO)=talking ****
    i never said i didn't understand. i think you're assumption about that half of the women in the navy are lesbians and the other half are lying requires some evidence...which you'll never be able to get.
    every scar has a story

  21. #21
    Traffic shark
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    California
    My Bikes
    2 fixies, 1 road, 29er in the works.
    Posts
    4,612
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by trekkie820
    Thanks, Dad, I'll bear that in mind.
    I've done a lot of things.

    Your Mom.

    Not one of them.
    Regards,
    William
    For the SD Crowd

    sdbikecommuter.com

    View from the handle bars:
    sdcyclist.blogspot.com

  22. #22
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Cleveland, OH
    My Bikes
    2004 Trek 4600, 1980's Univega Supra Sport, 2006 Lemond Reno
    Posts
    2,287
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by habitus
    i never said i didn't understand. i think you're assumption about that half of the women in the navy are lesbians and the other half are lying requires some evidence...which you'll never be able to get.
    It was a joke.

  23. #23
    consistent inconsistency habitus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    seattle
    Posts
    789
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    dammit! use the smily things then! j/k
    every scar has a story

  24. #24
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Cleveland, OH
    My Bikes
    2004 Trek 4600, 1980's Univega Supra Sport, 2006 Lemond Reno
    Posts
    2,287
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    First of all, I'm enlisted, so calling me sir.. not really there.

    But you need to realize one thing. You and I can make jokes. But if you want to call 50% of the women on this ship Lesbians: you're gonna need a whole lotta protection from said pissed off women. And talk all the **** you want, but you don't have the grapes to take on them. In fact, I tell you what, I don't have the grapes to tell them you said it. AND... I don't have an XO, not even a "second in charge officer" that could be accurately described as an XO. And if you've seen the XO of the ship I'm riding.. even you in your convulted fantasy wouldn't put anyone in that posistion. XO's are by nature, scary frightening people who yell, scream and murder. One day you're a nice loving decent person, then, you're XO. It's magical, really. Because once you're done being XO, you turn back into a loving, decent person. Some sort of school you get on the way.

    Beside, it's not wacking off. It's making shower babies. Get it strait. Now, go back to *****ing about how you hate your classes your mum and dad are paying for and *****ing about your room mate's smoking habits and whining about your girlfriends grandmother...

    and lay off the twinkies, ok?

    And if you're so smart, give me

    antonyms for unqualified (needs to be 6 letter word that ends with t), and everlastingly (needs to be 11 letter word that starts with n, 7th letter is a, and last two letters are ly).
    Nice double posting, well, a little anyway. I think you've got a crush on me...anyway: the only one that comes to mind is "au fait", but that is more or less two words. Then I can't figure out the last one.

  25. #25
    Direct Hit Not Required BlastRadius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    San Bruno, CA
    My Bikes
    Pinarello Galileo, Bianchi Alloro, Guerciotti Cross Force, Iron Horse Hollowpoint MKIII
    Posts
    6,190
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    unqualified --> expert?

Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •