Go Back  Bike Forums > Bike Forums > Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
Reload this Page >

The Jackass Thread lives! ►PLEASE READ 1ST POST◄

Notices
Singlespeed & Fixed Gear "I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!"-- Henri Desgrange (31 January 1865 - 16 August 1940)

The Jackass Thread lives! ►PLEASE READ 1ST POST◄

Old 10-18-16, 09:49 AM
  #4226  
Calamari Marionette Ph.D
 
SquidPuppet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Coeur d' Alene
Posts: 7,861

Bikes: 3 Chinese Gas Pipe Nerdcycles and 2 Chicago Electroforged Boat Anchors

Mentioned: 75 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2358 Post(s)
Liked 33 Times in 26 Posts
Originally Posted by veganbikes
With all the new ones and their massive storage functions you could do some ultra fast aero tours on it. No more stupid panniers and saddlebags just store it in your side aero trunks ; )

I am feeling targeted by this smartassery.
SquidPuppet is offline  
Old 10-19-16, 09:42 AM
  #4227  
Your cog is slipping.
 
Scrodzilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 26,053
Mentioned: 41 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 640 Post(s)
Liked 100 Times in 58 Posts
Scrodzilla is offline  
Old 10-19-16, 10:16 AM
  #4228  
Senior Member
 
50voltphantom's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: SD
Posts: 2,745

Bikes: Handsome Fredward, Trek 1.1

Mentioned: 15 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 481 Post(s)
Liked 131 Times in 47 Posts
Around these parts this time of year we'd call that a nice four-by-four.
50voltphantom is offline  
Old 10-19-16, 10:24 AM
  #4229  
Senior Member
 
seau grateau's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: PHL
Posts: 9,948

Bikes: Litespeed Catalyst, IRO Rob Roy, All City Big Block

Mentioned: 19 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1332 Post(s)
Liked 398 Times in 194 Posts
Go go gadget arms!
seau grateau is offline  
Old 10-19-16, 11:14 AM
  #4230  
- Soli Deo Gloria -
 
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Northwest Georgia
Posts: 14,779

Bikes: 2018 Rodriguez Custom Fixed Gear, 2017 Niner RLT 9 RDO, 2015 Bianchi Pista, 2002 Fuji Robaix

Mentioned: 235 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 6844 Post(s)
Liked 736 Times in 469 Posts
I rarely participate in this thread but here you go...



I kinda want one of these.
TimothyH is offline  
Old 10-19-16, 03:57 PM
  #4231  
Senior Member
 
North Coast Joe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: high above the pounding surf of Lake Erie
Posts: 602

Bikes: Couple of rigid MTB's and a fixed gear

Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 61 Post(s)
Liked 23 Times in 12 Posts
I would too, but I'll have mine with the fork on the right way. Wait!! A mini-stayer? For drafting RC cars?

Last edited by North Coast Joe; 10-19-16 at 04:01 PM.
North Coast Joe is offline  
Old 10-20-16, 05:12 AM
  #4232  
Clark W. Griswold
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: ,location, location
Posts: 13,458

Bikes: Foundry Chilkoot Ti W/Ultegra Di2, Salsa Timberjack Ti, Cinelli Mash Work RandoCross Fun Time Machine, 1x9 XT Parts Hybrid, Co-Motion Cascadia, Specialized Langster, Phil Wood Apple VeloXS Frame (w/DA 7400), R+M Supercharger2 Rohloff, Habanero Ti 26

Mentioned: 54 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 4330 Post(s)
Liked 3,955 Times in 2,644 Posts
Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
I am feeling targeted by this smartassery.
I cannot help it if my buns decide to go out and get edu-mah-kated.
veganbikes is offline  
Old 10-20-16, 08:07 AM
  #4233  
Calamari Marionette Ph.D
 
SquidPuppet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Coeur d' Alene
Posts: 7,861

Bikes: 3 Chinese Gas Pipe Nerdcycles and 2 Chicago Electroforged Boat Anchors

Mentioned: 75 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2358 Post(s)
Liked 33 Times in 26 Posts
Originally Posted by North Coast Joe
For drafting RC cars?
SquidPuppet is offline  
Old 10-20-16, 10:41 AM
  #4234  
THE STUFFED
 
Leukybear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: San Francisco, CA
Posts: 12,671

Bikes: R. Sachs Road; EAI Bareknuckle; S-Works Enduro

Mentioned: 4 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 361 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 20 Times in 17 Posts
Originally Posted by TimothyH
I kinda want one of these.
Just dont forget to make sure your fork is not on backwards
__________________
¿pɐǝɹ oʇ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉʎouuɐ ʍoɥ ǝǝs

Originally Posted by veganbikes
Pound sign: Kilo TT
Leukybear is offline  
Old 10-23-16, 08:40 PM
  #4235  
Senior Member
 
Unkle Rico's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: dEnVeR
Posts: 1,682

Bikes: CENTURION / LOOK / Bianchi

Mentioned: 7 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 214 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 10 Times in 10 Posts
People at work are just

Unkle Rico is offline  
Old 10-23-16, 10:40 PM
  #4236  
Super-duper Genius
 
Broctoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Muskrat Springs, Utah
Posts: 1,713
Mentioned: 20 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 768 Post(s)
Liked 984 Times in 508 Posts
If you flip a riser bar upside down, it becomes aero, which makes you really fast. The best part? You don't even have to readjust the brake lever!
Broctoon is offline  
Old 10-26-16, 12:04 PM
  #4237  
Senior Member
 
JeremyLC's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Arlington, TX
Posts: 1,414

Bikes: 2008 Surly Cross Check, 2010 Fuji Track Comp

Mentioned: 7 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 255 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 2 Times in 2 Posts


No offense to the artist(s), but how about a $2000 PureFix?

(yeah, PeopleForBikes, but they'd glladly take your money without the middle man, too)
JeremyLC is offline  
Old 10-26-16, 12:44 PM
  #4238  
Senior Member
 
50voltphantom's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: SD
Posts: 2,745

Bikes: Handsome Fredward, Trek 1.1

Mentioned: 15 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 481 Post(s)
Liked 131 Times in 47 Posts
^There's a market for that?
50voltphantom is offline  
Old 10-26-16, 12:45 PM
  #4239  
Your cog is slipping.
 
Scrodzilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 26,053
Mentioned: 41 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 640 Post(s)
Liked 100 Times in 58 Posts
Originally Posted by Unkle Rico
People at work are just

Judging by how off-center the bars are in the stem, it looks like someone may have been trying to steal them and got interrupted.
Scrodzilla is offline  
Old 10-26-16, 12:53 PM
  #4240  
Senior Member
 
SpeshulEd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 8,088
Mentioned: 10 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 686 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 5 Times in 5 Posts
Also, that brake is in the completely wrong position, but the right position if the bars were flipped over.
__________________
Hey guys, lets go play bikes! Strava

SpeshulEd is offline  
Old 10-26-16, 01:40 PM
  #4241  
Calamari Marionette Ph.D
 
SquidPuppet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Coeur d' Alene
Posts: 7,861

Bikes: 3 Chinese Gas Pipe Nerdcycles and 2 Chicago Electroforged Boat Anchors

Mentioned: 75 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2358 Post(s)
Liked 33 Times in 26 Posts
SquidPuppet is offline  
Old 10-26-16, 02:12 PM
  #4242  
Senior Member
 
JeremyLC's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Arlington, TX
Posts: 1,414

Bikes: 2008 Surly Cross Check, 2010 Fuji Track Comp

Mentioned: 7 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 255 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
JeremyLC is offline  
Old 10-26-16, 02:27 PM
  #4243  
Senior Member
 
TenSpeedV2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 4,347

Bikes: Felt TK2, Felt Z5

Mentioned: 21 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 943 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 20 Times in 20 Posts
Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
Those belong on diesel pick up trucks with Bad Boy Club stickers and camouflage mud flaps.
TenSpeedV2 is offline  
Old 10-26-16, 03:13 PM
  #4244  
Calamari Marionette Ph.D
 
SquidPuppet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Coeur d' Alene
Posts: 7,861

Bikes: 3 Chinese Gas Pipe Nerdcycles and 2 Chicago Electroforged Boat Anchors

Mentioned: 75 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2358 Post(s)
Liked 33 Times in 26 Posts
Originally Posted by JeremyLC
Originally Posted by TenSpeedV2
Those belong on diesel pick up trucks with Bad Boy Club stickers and camouflage mud flaps.

Safety first!!!!!!!!!
SquidPuppet is offline  
Old 10-26-16, 07:41 PM
  #4245  
Senior Member
 
Unkle Rico's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: dEnVeR
Posts: 1,682

Bikes: CENTURION / LOOK / Bianchi

Mentioned: 7 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 214 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 10 Times in 10 Posts
nah, the "parking" at my building is on the 2nd floor and you need a key card to gain access. But.. Possible!

Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
Judging by how off-center the bars are in the stem, it looks like someone may have been trying to steal them and got interrupted.
Unkle Rico is offline  
Old 10-26-16, 07:46 PM
  #4246  
Senior Member
 
seau grateau's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: PHL
Posts: 9,948

Bikes: Litespeed Catalyst, IRO Rob Roy, All City Big Block

Mentioned: 19 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1332 Post(s)
Liked 398 Times in 194 Posts
So probably the rider is just an idiot and didn't tighten his bolts.
seau grateau is offline  
Old 11-10-16, 10:10 PM
  #4247  
- Soli Deo Gloria -
 
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Northwest Georgia
Posts: 14,779

Bikes: 2018 Rodriguez Custom Fixed Gear, 2017 Niner RLT 9 RDO, 2015 Bianchi Pista, 2002 Fuji Robaix

Mentioned: 235 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 6844 Post(s)
Liked 736 Times in 469 Posts
This could be a good idea but the geometry is jackass.

The pedals are too far back and the guy's genitals can't be happy. The way he is pedaling looks comical at times.

TimothyH is offline  
Old 11-11-16, 11:20 AM
  #4248  
Calamari Marionette Ph.D
 
SquidPuppet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Coeur d' Alene
Posts: 7,861

Bikes: 3 Chinese Gas Pipe Nerdcycles and 2 Chicago Electroforged Boat Anchors

Mentioned: 75 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2358 Post(s)
Liked 33 Times in 26 Posts
Originally Posted by TimothyH
This could be a good idea
No.

More no.
SquidPuppet is offline  
Old 11-11-16, 01:12 PM
  #4249  
Super-duper Genius
 
Broctoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Muskrat Springs, Utah
Posts: 1,713
Mentioned: 20 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 768 Post(s)
Liked 984 Times in 508 Posts
Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
More no.
Yeah, I'll say no too. That thing is cymply ridiculous.

It can't be comfortable. And it's probably unstable at anything above a walking speed. Notice that in the video he just rides around in circles, doing tricks in tiny parking lots and sidewalks? Because that's all it's good for.

Another novelty design experiment, built just to explore what's possible, but with no gains in practicality, performance, or any other area useful in the real world.

The virtues of that silly toy, according to its inventor, are things like simplicity, conversation starting, easy storage and portability... in other words, all the things any unicycle has going for it, but this is bigger, heavier, and more expensive, and it needs twice as many tires.
Broctoon is offline  
Old 11-11-16, 02:46 PM
  #4250  
Calamari Marionette Ph.D
 
SquidPuppet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Coeur d' Alene
Posts: 7,861

Bikes: 3 Chinese Gas Pipe Nerdcycles and 2 Chicago Electroforged Boat Anchors

Mentioned: 75 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2358 Post(s)
Liked 33 Times in 26 Posts
Originally Posted by Broctoon
Yeah, I'll say no too. That thing is cymply ridiculous.

It can't be comfortable. And it's probably unstable at anything above a walking speed. Notice that in the video he just rides around in circles, doing tricks in tiny parking lots and sidewalks? Because that's all it's good for.

Another novelty design experiment, built just to explore what's possible, but with no gains in practicality, performance, or any other area useful in the real world.

The virtues of that silly toy, according to its inventor, are things like simplicity, conversation starting, easy storage and portability... in other words, all the things any unicycle has going for it, but this is bigger, heavier, and more expensive, and it needs twice as many tires.
It can weave between tightly spaced orange cones better than a regular bike. Oh boy!

But can you imagine going down a hill at 35 mph?
SquidPuppet is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service -

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.