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Old 01-27-13, 01:02 PM   #1
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The Jackass Thread lives! ►PLEASE READ 1ST POST◄

OK, this time around, there are going to be some expectations and standards.

1) Keep it fun
2) Do NOT be unnecessarily harsh in your criticisms, that's not edgy or cool, it's being a jerk.
3) Keep it in the guidelines

4) DO NOT POST OTHER MEMBER'S BIKES. WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.
If anytime after the fact we learn that a bike posted is owned by a fellow forum member, there will be consequences. There is ZERO tolerance.


If these standards can't be met, I'll close this topic down for a while and let y'all think about it.



Meantime, here's something weird to start it off.

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Old 01-27-13, 01:11 PM   #2
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Gonna be tough to top last year...

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Old 01-27-13, 01:19 PM   #3
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No matter how many times that gets posted, I still have no idea what's up with that dude's shoes.
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Old 01-27-13, 01:28 PM   #4
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Group ride?


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Old 01-27-13, 01:46 PM   #5
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Old 01-27-13, 01:49 PM   #6
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OK, this time around, there are going to be some expectations and standards.

1) Keep it fun
2) Do NOT be unnecessarily harsh in your criticisms, that's not edgy or cool, it's being a jerk.
3) Keep it in the guidelines

If these standards can't be met, I'll close this topic down for a while and let y'all think about it.

Meantime, here's something weird to start it off.

That thing isn't jack. That's awesome.
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Old 01-27-13, 02:15 PM   #7
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So far we're off to a horrible start.
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Old 01-27-13, 02:34 PM   #8
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Old 01-27-13, 02:38 PM   #9
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Old 01-27-13, 02:46 PM   #11
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Not really jackass, but to be honest, most of the bikes posted in jackass threads, aren't:
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Old 01-27-13, 02:47 PM   #12
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That bike would be a blast if you could get the seat height right and have multiple gears.

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My shop rents these and they bring out the jackass in people rather than being jack themselves.
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Old 01-27-13, 03:50 PM   #13
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Old 01-27-13, 03:57 PM   #14
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That looks pretty fun, actually.
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minus the blocks of wood used for mounting it.
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Old 01-27-13, 04:09 PM   #16
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I hear you. Stuff made out of pieces of wood fastened together with nails or screws never holds up.
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Old 01-27-13, 04:33 PM   #17
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minus the blocks of wood used for mounting it.
and the footrest that just screams "im gonna impale something when you inevitably crash"
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pinarello, brake, left the bosses...what could possibly be jackass about this?

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and the footrest that just screams "im gonna impale something when you inevitably crash"
Dangerous things are often very fun. Fun things are often very dangerous.

I'd have a blast on that thing.
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Dangerous things are often very fun. Fun things are often very dangerous.

I'd have a blast on that thing.
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Old 01-27-13, 05:25 PM   #21
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pinarello, brake, left the bosses...what could possibly be jackass about this?
Pinarello.
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Blast from the past.

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What's the point of having a new thread if people are going to repost bikes from the old one? Or is that part of the "jackass" theme?
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