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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukester78 View Post
    That was probably mine. I can never get them to come back, they always just fly into the distance. Cuz I throw with my left hand or something.
    Wow, you can throw a boomerang left handed from PA to CA!

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    I realized I really need to start wearing my helmet again and I need to start wearing my camelbak again.

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    Holly crap. I don't need anything.
    These would go well with the beer coozy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskaz View Post
    Not only am I fat apparently, I got my first ever BFSSFG warning! Now I feel like I truly belong.
    One of us.
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    No offense but you're an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steev View Post
    Wow, you can throw a boomerang left handed from PA to CA!
    He threw it east. It just fell a bit short of making it back.
    Disclaimer: It's just an opinion that I have. It works for me. I am not the forum "Police (Of Anything)". Others may disagree. And....YMMV.
    Don't use up any brain cells thinking that I care, you don't like anything anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGoodLeg View Post
    These would go well with the beer coozy.
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    Dang, I just spent today's disposable income on a new skillet.
    Disclaimer: It's just an opinion that I have. It works for me. I am not the forum "Police (Of Anything)". Others may disagree. And....YMMV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seau grateau View Post
    Today I learned that kaz is a fat chick and I'm a nerdy guy, and we both don't ride our bikes. Damn this internet.
    Quote Originally Posted by misskaz View Post
    Not only am I fat apparently, I got my first ever BFSSFG warning! Now I feel like I truly belong.
    I always miss the fireworks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskaz View Post
    Not only am I fat apparently, I got my first ever BFSSFG warning! Now I feel like I truly belong.
    Yay kaz is no longer a SS/FG virgin!

    On another note, don't worry about it. It's just a tap on the back. Not to mention it takes a whole lot/ possibly challenging in your case to get banned.

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    I remember my first warning.
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    thanckx.
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    "I made love to your mother dozens of times last week, and she doesnt know what a worn chain ring looks like"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leukybear View Post
    Yay kaz is no longer a SS/FG virgin!

    On another note, don't worry about it. It's just a tap on the back. Not to mention it takes a whole lot/ possibly challenging in your case to get banned.
    I'm just bummed I was out and about last night and missed his response (about me being fat, I guess?).

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    Quote Originally Posted by hank0604 View Post
    I always miss the fireworks.
    +1.

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    I was too busy trying to get IBTL and post funny pictures.
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    thanckx.
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    "I made love to your mother dozens of times last week, and she doesnt know what a worn chain ring looks like"

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskaz View Post
    I'm just bummed I was out and about last night and missed his response (about me being fat, I guess?).
    What kind of **** would think you are fat? I guess someone might have missed one of the hundred pictures you've posted.
    Disclaimer: It's just an opinion that I have. It works for me. I am not the forum "Police (Of Anything)". Others may disagree. And....YMMV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gregjones View Post
    What kind of **** would think you are fat? I guess someone might have missed one of the hundred pictures you've posted.
    Hi, welcome to The Patriarchy, Internet Edition (TM) where the most commonly used insults for women are about their appearance! Either you're a fat b***h no one would want to touch with a 10ft pole, or you're a stuck-up s**t that thinks she's too good for everyone. Sometimes combined with completely oxymoronic statements condemning her for being of loose morals while also exhorting her to put out/"t*ts or GTFO" or the like.

    It has nothing to do with the object of the insult and everything to do with the person doing the insulting and his issues with women (and likely his own self esteem).
    Last edited by misskaz; 05-22-13 at 02:33 PM.

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    ^^ Sums up how I feel about every insult I've ever received. I'm doing pretty okay in general, they're the ones who are actually ****ed up.
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    thanckx.
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    "I made love to your mother dozens of times last week, and she doesnt know what a worn chain ring looks like"

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskaz View Post
    Hi, welcome to The Patriarchy, Internet Edition (TM)

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    Today the Albanian guy came back to pick up his old Raleigh 3-speed. Because I wasn't really sure what he wanted me to do with it in the first place I gave it the once-over, did a basic tune up and gave him back half his money (he handed me 50 bucks when he dropped off and it only took me a little under a half-hour. I charge $1 per minute for labor).

    He was stoked.

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    Edited to add, this was for Mumonkan not in response to Scrod and his Albanian friend. LOL.

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    i love my mom and she loves me too

    i also love all the women in my life. all of um

    most of the men i see who have poor, destructive relationships with women and/or overemploy chauvinism and macchismo aren't close with their moms

    i love u mom
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    Quote Originally Posted by misskaz View Post
    Edited to add, this was for Mumonkan not in response to Scrod and his Albanian friend. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TMonk View Post
    i love my mom and she loves me too

    i also love all the women in my life. all of um

    most of the men i see who have poor, destructive relationships with women and/or overemploy chauvinism and macchismo aren't close with their moms

    i love u mom

    I don't think that's true.
    I mean, I hate my mom, but I love my *****.

    wait.
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    No offense but you're an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TMonk View Post
    i love my mom and she loves me too

    i also love all the women in my life. all of um

    most of the men i see who have poor, destructive relationships with women and/or overemploy chauvinism and macchismo aren't close with their moms

    i love u mom
    I can blow that generalization out of the water with one word: Kanye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by striknein View Post
    I can blow that generalization out of the water with one word: Kanye.
    Possibly loves and respects Mom too much, expects other women to live up to her (in his eyes) impossible standard, then gets angry when they can't and acts out as a result?

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    I dunno, Kanye seems to be gaining weight, trying to keep up with Kim's baby weight. That's nice of him.
    Hey guys, lets go play bikes!

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